I wanna screw Justin Timberlake till I can't walk

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by warmhandedcanadian, Sep 5, 2007.

  1. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    But I really doubt I couldnt walk afterwards. :evil:

    As soon as I think about his body I start getting all tingly. I am dreaming about him on a nightly basis. This is embarassing already! I want him so bad. I know its not gonna happen but I can't stop thinking about him.

    *d'uh*


    **smacks forehead**


    (thinks about him some more)
     
  2. Peace Attack

    Peace Attack Make War

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    he is a fine looking man
     
  3. DejaVoo

    DejaVoo stardust

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    haha its okay. at least u do have a chance with him....i keep dreaming about jon voight in midnight cowboy..now to me, thats man - yee haw! i do not have a chance what-so-ever because he is ollld now and i wud only do him back in '69. lol.

    personanly i dont find justin attractive....his voice..is...ehhh too girly! his body is nice but his face is also too girly. i dont even like hsi music either haha.
     
  4. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    That's why they invented paper bags and socks, DejaVoo. Muffle him with a sock, then place paper bag over head. Tada! Instant fuck machine.
     
  5. WoodstockChild

    WoodstockChild Intrepid Traveler!

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    Ugh! EW!
    He is absolutely REPULSIVE!
     
  6. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    yeah i think he's sexy as well
    like british footballer sexy
     
  7. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    I lost all respect for him when he got punked and called his mommy crying like a little whimp. Man you would think he had more nads than that.
     
  8. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    i wana screw him too












    jk


    nah but i know how you feel, i have this big thing for ang jolie, like those big jiucy lips, that pretty nose and beutiful eyes, and that body. shit dont get me started - but i know it will never ever happen. unless.......

    *tadada*


    borat got pretty close to having pamela anderson right? all i need is more planning lmao!!!

    :)
     
  9. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I'd fuck Angelina Jolie as well. If she'd have me, that is.
     
  10. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    Yeah I saw that too, but that was before I liked him (I remember being all disgusted)

    But he's a man now!
     
  11. jonnydisaster5

    jonnydisaster5 Member

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    go see alpha dog.my best friends a fagit.he does a good job.i just rented hugh grant n firestarter grrl. charlie.hollywood will rape you up the shitter.i fantasized about charlie as a kid running away n kissing n fucking forever. 9 years old.drew isnt shit fer actin no more. werse drunk than me. but that kid you like did a good job in 1 movie.muppets n david bowie. thats a hot brunette. they switched arrow markin stones.ide jam my cock up her shitter till our pubes braided.
     
  12. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    ^ dude this aint myscapce, we dont understand emo talk
     
  13. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I feel the same way about Christina Ricci, I want to fuck that hot nymphomanic unitl I'm utterly spent, exhausted, and drained of every ounce of body fluid [​IMG]




    H
     
  14. IlUvMuSIc

    IlUvMuSIc Senior Member

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    So you think Justin Timberlakes hot, so do thousands of other girls...
     
  15. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    well so this is my thread, and I'm an old lady so It's different for me ...


    and Alpha Dog was good.
     

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