N00B ALERT!!! No! Don't run away from me!

I've got roughly ten seeds. Want to grow. Just to do it. Don't care if I get schwag.

N00B QUESTION NUMBER ONE: Can I stick them in healthy soil outside? Water, and care for like any other plant that I have? And watch the puppies grow?

N00B QUESTION NUMBER THREE: (Because N00BS can't count). If, for some crazy reason, I get big bushy plants, do I just pick them and dry them and smoke them?

END OF N00B QUESTIONS.

BONUS!!! If your reply is devoid of any smart/douchebaggy/sarcastic remarks, then you win!

 

Ehhh :/
sorry, but its impossible

I've tried for many years, but you cant grow puppies from a marijuana plant...

If you're interested in bud though, then Weed Seeds are the way to go

 

Well damn. I read that once all four legs are visible you can pick them from a flowering bud. And they're eyes should still be closed. If they are open, then it's too late to harvest them. Ah well.

 

super hobo-

N00B remark numero oen: joo hottne55 r uber
N00B remark numero to: canz eye have j00 numero? (sned n PeeEm)
kthx i heart ur s4rcasm it givz mi 0rg4z1m

 

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Hahaha superhobo your great.

 

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