10 friggin hours...

of community service. this is what i get for making a stupid mistake.

 

Well, now you've opened yourself up to questioning. So, what'd ya do? And what are you going to do?

 

what i did was stole some fireworks from this little store
what im gonna do is go work at the salvation army.

stealing, a mistake i will never make again

 

my little brother got 20 for throwing eggs at a street sign in westminster.

 

wow how did he get more than me. i stole and all he did was throw some eggs. wow

 

they wanted to "set an example." ain't that some shit? first offense ever, throwing brand new eggs at street sign. pfft.

 

you'll steal again, i'm sure of it

 

i stole a candy bar once. it was AWFUL. *shudders*

 

i used to steal sports cards...i got caught...stopped stealing for a while

i have been reborn at this school - now we call it "tactically acquiring" and we acquire plenty of goods, especially from bars up in montreal

 

are you stealing shot glasses? they're a tool of the devil, therefore perfectly acceptable to steal, lest they should fall into the hands of weaker souls than yours....

 

shot glass, pint glass, tulip glass, mugs, colander glasses, martini glasses, and other types of glassware, door signs, posters, promotional cardboard cutouts

if you looked at the amount of glassware, we could set up a small bar for ourselves
obviously, we split it all up, but combined, it was a damn decent bar set

and then a bunch of other random shit - like the yellow cones that say "slippery when wet" and things like that

 

nice. my dad does that.

 

last year, a bar was promoting corona, and i swear this cardboard cutout was almost 5 ft tall...people notice when things like that go missing....yea, i just picked it up on my way out the door...and then we chilled in the parking lot for a good 20 minutes waiting for our friends to finish chatting inside

 

you do it like that, and people think you had permission. no joke, my dad is forever doing things like that. it's just his thing. it's his argument that he's supposed to steal alocholism related items to save those weaker than himself.

 

thats a great excuse haha

 

*nods* he's a very logical alcoholic. charming, too.

 

my dad is planning a massive booze fest celebration and hash run for his 71st birthday. he's very excited. there'll be some drunk golf, too.

 

i have 100 hours for pretty much joyriding

 

drunk golf is awesome - well, i've only down driving range drunk, but i'm sure doing the golf course would be awesome too

 

i'm not quite sure if there's any golf actually involved in our drunk golf. i mean, there's none that i recall...thankfully we do it on the naval golf course, so we have friends in the military to babysit us. my dad's a very popular man.