ok so just tell a story without the letter 'e'. start off where i finished. on a rainy day i had a dollar. i bought a pop with it. it was good....
I sat on a stool to think about why I had a spoon on my can. I thought I was going crazy, until I saw that it was a magical spoon. I point at the spoon and say "abbacadabra!" and instantly transform into a bowl of soup! haha
This was no ordinary bowl of soup, it was a mix of stir fry salad and roast dumplings. I did not know that I was afraid of soup, so I thought about running to alaska backwards in moonlight. Wow that is hard!
So I ran backwards toward alaska away from my phobia of soup to find that I was not running at all but I was skipping and I ran into a snow man who said to....
toys will not war but tanks will and with this a thousand tanks shot off rounds into poor snowman and with bloody snow falling all around, i ran to santas magical tiki hut in hawaii lol
'go into an unknown land with magic stars that sing crazy songs" Santa said. "A pink sun commands all habitants to sing and laugh... sing and laugh". So I did ask... tripping? "It is happy" was all Santa said.
I will now move the road Said I. I was on LSD, in a bush, said I. I saw a man who grows his own shrooms. it is more joyfull than lsd said a man. Not I, said I. LSD digs into my brain and I can fly. Said I.
why? i shall join that man who grows shrooms said iii. shrooms rock my socks. lsd fucks your nuts. lol.
enough eels established ecstasy years ago when elephants evaculated earth because of all the elderly egyptians. the egyptians then decided to terminate the demons with thier ghetto engines from europe. telephone.
dude, you think that's good. I read a book where the whole thing only had one letter e in the whole thing.