Warning: Do not put dick near vacuum unit. Use the extension hose. Now that that's out of the way... First of all forget about you people who say you've never used a vacuum cleaner. You're lying. But you know what's really funny? Your dick sounds like a balloon with the air flying out of it at first, but as it swells, it starts to sound like you're pinching the balloon shut. You can hear every pulse, it sounds like an air tool. You can pinch your ass and sound like an auto repair shop. As you swell, the sound frequency goes comically higher. If someone walked in on you now they'd think you were in there sandblasting the floor. RRRrrrrrRRRRrrrrrRRRRRrrrrrrRRRRrrrrrrrRRRRRrrrrrrrRRRRr lol
No I'm not. I have never, nor will I ever, stick my dick up a dirty pipe that has been cleaning floors. Anyway, why risk a haemorrage. I respect my cock too much!
OMG!!! I'm sorry, but that just made me crack up a little!!!! LOL!!! You may not have ment to, but you REALLY made my day!! Thanx man!
Dude! No way am I putting it inside a vacuum cleaner! Have you seen that video of the guy who got stuck in the jacuzzi because he put his dick inside the hole that sucks in water? They had to demolish the entire jacuzzi.