I am bored and so I want to be nose. What is everyone doing tonight? Please go into detail I need something to read.
Currently I'm watching T-Pain's "I'm N Luv With a Stripper (Remix)" video on youtube. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9Ng64rwUqM
I was masturbating with a carrot, but it was too cold and kinda felt weird. Now I'm cruising the forums looking for something to do.
Ah, I just got back from a Surprise Party. It sucked, though, because I knew about it in advance and did not want to be there. I've been a real bitch to everyone today, not that it's anything new, and I feel really bad about it now. I'm about to watch Monty Python's Flying Circus and drink some Red Bull. That's about it.
I'm going to hire two HOT midgets to lick each one of my balls while i pee on R. Kelly as he is having relations w/a 15 year old girl. Then I'm going to yard farm the white house lawn and smear dog shit under all of the vehicles that look like they belong to someone important. I'll then incite a riot and we'll only use shit and dead animal catapults then I will smoke a pound of purple nurple and live happily ever after, the end
hahaha that made me laugh so hard i am online... i went to a bar with my dad and stepmom... it was actually nice considering i've been going freakin crazy living with them. it was an expensive place so i am very glad my dad picked up the tab. it was a college type bar in a college type town... irish pub with expensive food. i had raw smoked salmon (don't ask me how that works) that was kinda weird tasting, and several amarettos on the rocks and sour and a diet coke with bacardi. they made the amaretto sour without enough amaretto though. it's supposed to be mostly liquor with a couple squeezes of lime. they had football and ufc playing at the bar and lots of ppl to watch. this girl next to me was trying to show an older lady how to bounce her boobs up and down... i just watched from the corner of my eye and yeah... that was basically my evening.
