What type of ruler would you be?

Pharoh, president, king, emporer, dictator, mayan/incan high priest, time overlord, etc, etc.

I would be king of weedbeersexville and everyone would have flying cars shaped like sperm and topless tuesday would be a strictly enforced law and holiday. Rivers would be made to run side by side with whiskey and coke and all water fountains would have heinken in them.

 

thats a big question.... I will have to think about this for a while.

 

haha i was going to say one of those three sided/triangular ones that architects use

 

Sounds fun. I'm in but only if the whiskey is Bushmills Single Malt. One thing, Heineken, WTF? Of all the beers in the world you had to pick one that tastes like fountain water anyway.

 

Hey it gets you more drunk than water does! Probably should go with something lighter so you can drink faster though....

 

I'd be Head Honcho of an un-named land where...

1. bad sex was illegal, punishable by a 2 month Kama-sutra study program.
2. all people had a little light on the middle of their forehead that they could turn red or green. Green means you can talk to me today, I'm feelin' chatty. Red means if you dare to approach me with any sort of witty comment,you will be immediately vapourised so, FUCK OFF.
3. having a hangover would be the only valid reason for not coming to work.
4. there was a beautiful waterfall in every neighbourhood.
5. vegetarians were not allowed to try to make you feel bad about being a carnivore. If they did they would be eaten by giant Venus-fly traps.

I'll think of some more too.