The Emperor Wants to Know...

This is where I, Emperor Jones the I, Emperor of the Internet, will prove to you, my loyal subjects, that I do indeed care about what you want from the internet and wish to rule my domains for your benefit.

So I will ask you all a series of questions so that I may better rule you.

1. What about the Internet pisses you off more than anything else?

2. Do you have trouble finding enough free porn on the internet?

3. Would you mind if the death penalty was enacted for those found guilty of Spam, Spyware, Adware, or other sleasy moneymaking scams?

4. Should every citizen of the internet (of legal age, of course) be required to post naked pictures of themselves so that the Free Porn of tomorrow can be even greater than the Free Porn of today?

5. Should 1337 sp34k be permitted on the internet?

6. Which websites should be declared holy shrines?

7. If you could ask the Emperor of the Internet one question, what would it be?

 

your so kind to us emperor

 

1. What about the Internet pisses you off more than anything else?

cocky nerds

2. Do you have trouble finding enough free porn on the internet?

No

3. Would you mind if the death penalty was enacted for those found guilty of Spam, Spyware, Adware, or other sleasy moneymaking scams?

Yes

4. Should every citizen of the internet (of legal age, of course) be required to post naked pictures of themselves so that the Free Porn of tomorrow can be even greater than the Free Porn of today?

No, not the ugly ones

5. Should 1337 sp34k be permitted on the internet?

yes, the government probably doesn't like it.

6. Which websites should be declared holy shrines?

this one

7. If you could ask the Emperor of the Internet one question, what would it be?

whut?

 

1. What about the Internet pisses you off more than anything else?
it doesn't make the voices in my head stop talking to me.

2. Do you have trouble finding enough free porn on the internet? all the time.

3. Would you mind if the death penalty was enacted for those found guilty of Spam, Spyware, Adware, or other sleasy moneymaking scams?
absolutely not

4. Should every citizen of the internet (of legal age, of course) be required to post naked pictures of themselves so that the Free Porn of tomorrow can be even greater than the Free Porn of today?
I think that we shouldn't discriminate against minors. The internet is an equal opportunity forum.

5. Should 1337 sp34k be permitted on the internet? what?

6. Which websites should be declared holy shrines? this one of course

7. If you could ask the Emperor of the Internet one question, what would it be? where can we find your porn?

 

1. What about the Internet pisses you off more than anything else?


That People think I'm you.



2. Do you have trouble finding enough free porn on the internet?

No but, I don't really care about that when I have my wife who asks nothing more but to be #@#$%% by me.

3. Would you mind if the death penalty was enacted for those found guilty of Spam, Spyware, Adware, or other sleasy moneymaking scams?

I wouldn't go for that extreme but maybe something like they can't use a computer for one year.

4. Should every citizen of the internet (of legal age, of course) be required to post naked pictures of themselves so that the Free Porn of tomorrow can be even greater than the Free Porn of today?

I thought this was already on from what I could see on this site.

5. Should 1337 sp34k be permitted on the internet?

I only speak english and french.

6. Which websites should be declared holy shrines?

Shriners?

7. If you could ask the Emperor of the Internet one question, what would it be?

Can you do something so that people know for sure we're not the same user?