If I were a national monument

I'd be Mount Shroommore

 

OMG! Evil Dead 3 pwned !11!

Why the fuck would you want to be a national monument? Thats makes me WTF? :O

 

I don't know why but if I were one I'd be that.

 

Most guys I suspect would choose The Washington Monument

Hotwater

 

I'd want to be a phallic monument.. something erect. That would be pure ownage... yeah.

 

Fuck that machismo my penis your penis bullshit I'd pick like ummm... the Leaning Tower of Pisa, yeah!

 

I don't think I want to be a monument......

 

You are nothing without your penis. The Leaning Tower of Pisa is for Mr Limp Dick, AKA imputant a la tiny loser..

I have a 30 second memory span atm

 

It's just crooked it's still functional! Mine is'nt actually crooked or dysfunctional though.

 

Not even Mammoth Cave National Monument


:leaving:


Hotwater

 

maybe like the space needle would be cool...