The Penis Monologues

my penis has side burns.

 

My penis is getting sleepy.

 

My penis is going to bed now but will be out to play again tommorow, on the penis monologues.

 

:stunned:





Heheh.......

goodnight people.....

 

Buenos noches mi amigo, asta manana

 

before coming here i came 3 times in a row. it doesnt hurt after i come so during sex i go for an hour or 2 n bust 4 or 5 nuts.after a couple hours i intend to jerk off to bbw n punk porn.too bad there all goths n emo chics on those sites.at least the fat chics are genuinely fat. oh i used a turkey baster to blow air up my cock the other day. 2 hours later i took a piss n my cock farted n burbled. cockfart.

 

My penis is Jewish...It always wears a silly hat and never pays the asking price.

 

My penis is like heroin, once you get it in you, you always want more.

 

my penis is like the highway, it's long and bumpy, and you get tired if ya don't get off of it every few hours to stretch.

 

i lost my penis.

i'm going to cry now

 

Sweet! thanks a bunch...can't live without my penis

 

my penus is 6 feet long and 5 inches wide. however 2 and a half feet are currently on holiday in another dimension.kurt vonnegit.

 

I love Kurt Vonnegut

 

my penis needs a friend.

 

get a midsection. i fuck mine 4 or 5 times a day. if im too drunk i stop no complaints. tho i do miss eatin snatch.plus no eyeballs.detachable penus dead milkmen i think.

 

i think it's king's missile.

 

king missile. i looked it up.

 

Woah now, what did I miss?

 

kc has big boobs n other stuff. a song detachable penus .shes attached to it but its not atached to her.proper aplication yielding long lasting results or yer beer back. void were prohibited not valid in north carolina massachussetes rhode island or werever the fuck you live. there blue.mild faster pussycat.gato.

 

did you just get back from the best cathouse in town?