The Penis Monologues

Hey K.C..what's a cathouse?

excuse me..I'm Dutch..:leaving:
is it one of them houses..
were the ladies of the night...
show their pussy(cats)
crazy Tiger

 

right on the nose, tiger.

 

Thank you,K.C....I'll pay you a beer..
http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x94/happytiger_2007/leffen.jpg?t=1186740128

afterwards..a cathouse game or 2..will be gr8

 

bah the dutch didnt invent it. but if anyone made whoring a working class job its the dutch.poor wives. why pay for a womyn to nag n berade ya when ya can pay her to fuck you n fuck off. if your in love with your wife raise yer eyebrow. ahh slavery. god bless the dutch. rescuin romance from the clutches of boring womyn.i guess we can let slavery slide on acount of the barkers n shrewd social enlightenment.

 

You're so right..Jonny boy..
long live the Dutch...Amsterdam..
maybe you'll meet some skinheads??
I'm beginning to think..you're a nutty professor..
you must have brains in your balls even..

 

i always ware my steeltoes in case i get lucky.if punks didnt have skinheads wed havta invent them.fratboys n chavs will do. only the willing . ghandi n jesus are great.bit like tryin to fuck a nun tho. im a cathlik anarchist. 3 needles is a sexy movie.

 

oh..Jonny boy is a punk??on a hippie forum..you win,mate...
don't hurt yourself with your stiletto..use the blunt side...
or sharpen both sides..you can kill rabbits then..
watch out..them buggers are quick..:H
try to put some salt on their tail..they hate that...booh...

 

Chicks with dicks make some of the hottest porn..... do you like cows? :drool:

 

My penis is like Maxwell House, Good til' the last drop.

 

My penis got sick last night..and vomited..:drool:

much better today..
crazy tiger

 

My penis is packed like a can of biscuits.

 

My penis bears a striking resemblance to Trey Anastasio. So I've been told.

 

I'm going to get a tuxedo tatoo on my penis.

 

Mine is a bad boy--I'm gonna spank him.