What would you chew on if you were a dog?

i hadn't really thought that through, i just like the way it sounded to be honest
i like saying "your face" or "my face" usually followed by a poke to the face

 

Indian~summer would be the kind of dog to eat the crotches out of underwear. I just know it.

I would chew the baseboards...

 

peanut butter. in my owners crotch.im a gutterpunk so ide be a pit.per capita were tops.

 

Anothers dogs stomach.

 

Cats.

 

at the age of 9 i discovered i could suck my dick.only the head. so ide jerk my nuts frantickly n come in my own mouth. semen is like a loogi. with flavor. after awhile i got bored withit. toomuch work.i have a 6inch penus nothing to brag about. but i sleep injun style. legs crossed head in lap. no blankets as a kid. jerkin off ius better n fucking a midsection even better. skullfuckings best. if i was henry rollins ide prolly enjoy skullfucking myself in front of a mirror. im too drunk to type the valintine story. i got stuck she called an ambulance. if youve heard it its because ive told it alot.

 

my own feces most of the time. The rest of the time my asshole.

 

cows got 2 stomacks maybe dogs do it twice to be thuro.im missin most my large intestine.crap ok i aint told it here.had this hollywood drunk punk grrl.she had a baby pit bull.we done a shot of dope n speed. cut gave her shits. so shes squated in alley skirt hiked up. her dog starts chowin down on her shit as it peeks out her pooper.she flails at puppy lets out a shit gust n falls init.dogs hapilly chowin down around her ass as she sobs. me im a caring persons so im nearly shittin myself laughin.

 

I found this very erotic.... you didn't happen to take pictures did you? :drool:

 

WTF! :leaving:

 

holy shit, I missed that one. LOL

 

anything and everything I chew on now (i tend to subconsciously pick up random items an chew on em)

 

have you ever found yourself chewing on a penis, animal or human?

 

uh, no.

 

good. that could end badly