Anglo Saxon Swear Words

OK...

Who gets offended by the word "****" and why?

I know a lot of people do... so just wondered

 

i don't....

i much prefer the word cunty tho...it's just better...

 

I like the humerous... "Cucking Funt" phase myself

 

as swearwords go, **** doesn offend me. i get some people dont lik being called it, but if someone shouted it at me in the street id be no more offended than if they had called me a wanker or a traffic warden or summat...........

 

Not in the slightest. I do reserve these things to be used for maximum shock value though. If you say "fuck" all the time it devalues the currency. **** is still the biggest taboo so it's fun sometimes to play on its high surprise value. I'm attempting to reclaim "clit" as a swear word. As in:

"What do you think you're doing, you stupid clit!"

or

"Oh clitting hell! You've just spilt my pint you big clit!"

 

i remembre some guys i knew at college, their favourite phrase to inculd people was "knob cheese"


lovely

 

does using the word **** to describe the actual body part make it a more offensive word? or is that just me?

 

Hmmmm clit shouldn't be a swear word... its too good to be bad

 

But by that token you shouldn't use the word "cock" as a swearword... I'm just evening up the scales...:sunglasse

 

......I don't use the word often if at all, it just does not have a good ring to it.

 

you're just not saying it right...

 

whereas leaning our of a car window and shouting "****!" to some asshole who cut you up is very satisfying but be careful they dont pull over and hit you

 

the middle english or anglo saxon for **** is "quaint" and fucking is "swiven"

so

swiven quaint to you all

 

wow...

so if i tell someone their house is quaint...

bwahahahahaha...i sense all kinds of hilarity forthcoming...

 

hahhhaaa..... all those tourists who say "this place is so quiant!"


i think we should inform them what it really means

 

just read some chaucer...its thrilling stuff...full of sex, drugs and rock and roll...

 

...............no, no, no I am an american we shoot at people who do that.

 

Guns

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Yeah, people who like guns can just clit off as far as I'm concerned. Bunch of clitting clits.

 

........I am not a clit ... U guys act like us americans are gun crazy, imperalist, global domainating freaks.................................ok maybe