If I had the money.

Id dress real piraty. like id have this sweat ass frock coat and a tricorn hat. only 6 more days till talk liek a pirate day. arr.

 

dude. no.

 

Don't listen to him nature boy. You follow those dreams.

 

buy me sum rum n ill show ya how to talk like a pirate.

 

You don't see anything wrong with this?

 

naw spanish italian n british navy all funded pirates . they made out like bandits. not italy but vatican did.its only illegal if sum fat bald balless eunich says it is. antiheros are good role models.why did he want a pistol too?thatrd be bad. only the guvment get pistols.screw pepperspray l;adies, shoot there face off.

 

I like the pirate-ish look. in fact I love pirates, one of my favorite animals is the macaw, i like everything about pirates (except the part where they are murderous robbers). allot of pirates went barefoot on deck, and wore sandals on land. I'm already planning to have dreads sometime, mosts parts of a pirate look is made of of stuff I've previously wanted to wear, and liked. so mleh:tongue:! head bands (ive always wanted one, dunno why) frock coat (after seeing circus (boo! free the aminals) ringleaders) poofy cloth pants (nice and light), barefoot(bare-feet, there is a whole section on it here), tricorns, wooden beads, barefoot, dreads, sandals, and barefooting. even if i wasnt plannign on look pirate ish i still would...WILL. now if youll excuse me, i have somepirate dialect to practice for talk like a pirate day. so leave me alone, you blubberin bilge rat! this is unnavoidable.

 

So basically you’re ready to walk the plank _____


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Hmmm. what?

 

You think outside of the box, no?

 

Dude, that would be so great... I have a friend like that... But now he says hes a fish... Dont ask. Pirates are wacco.

 

Maybe he is a fish

 

i like pirates, especially the murderous raping side
romanticized pirates are cool and all that but i like historical pirates, they were so fucking dirty and who doesn't love criminals

 

You strike me as fantasizing being raped by a dirty filthy out to sea for 4 years pirate.

just send the pics to ganja728@hotmail.com. :H

 

i totally will ganja as soon as i find a filthy dirty out to sea for four years pirate
maybe i could pick up a crackhead and dress him up, they're pretty dirty and filthy and often missing teeth, they hang out around my bar too

 

Are you a Pastafarian?

 

well, a crackhead would work nicely also...

 

TGK, what would your mother say if she sees you using that avatar?

 

if i had the money id be making a new life for myself elsewhere...

 

squirt milk out of her nose from laughing..... seriously, don't know don't care.