If you could be invisible for a day

I'd probably start off the day with a morning jog - this includes taking a huge shit while running at full speed. That way, I can successfully confuse the shit out of my neighbors... or the shit out of me, depending on which way you look at it.

Then, after I got my fill of that, I'd probably follow people into their houses... and unsuspectingly "haunt" them and confuse them for hours - like a cat with a flashlight. Everytime they think they know where I am... I'm gone!

Hmmm... let's see. I would just go around doing normal shit in public, just for the sheer amusement of other people trying to figure out why there's a donut floating in the air or a skateboard mysteriously moving itself. Or piss "mysteriously" spraying all over my boss.

Then at the end of the day, I would probably find nothing more satisfying than to play with my cat, flashlight in hand, and on top of it all - be invisible! Talk about freaking the poor thing out of it's mind.

The I'd go back to being visible again. THEEEEE END.

 

After shaking head once or twice while considering the situation I would put myself in, I have decided. Behold my plan.

First off, I would choose the "day," to become invisible, and make sure that it started after 8 pm. I would tell all of my friends the night that I would be invisible, and they would accompany me throughout the duration of the heist.

We would sneak out at night,(them really) and after driving me a certain amount of space, we would stop short of a house, and then I would break into all of the houses unnoticed that I could. I would implant varying sizes of marijuana baggies, and make it seem as if the family had been smoking regularly.

After lighting up myself... I would sneak aboard a flight to Vegas and come upon my girlfriend, who recently lives there. When I had her in my sights... I would rape her invisibly, while giving her a good Idea of who I am. The rest of that day would be spent romping around in her room invisibly.

And before it went back to dark, I would travel back to my town and make a police report upon the area that I implanted marijuana and wait for the investigation to begin.

And then I fucking pass out.

Yeah, the only reason why I force innocents to make such a sacrifice; is because I would make the sacrifice myself for such a cause.

 

:lol: LMFAO :lol:

 

I would find rapists and attackers and fuck their shit up.
And watching the president poop sounds like it could be amusing hahaha
Stalk cute girls maybe.. but I wouldn't go into their private spaces or anything.
I'm not into stealing but maybe I would steal some food and give it to people.
Hey maybe I could shut down factory farms too!
Yeah it would be a good day haha