im sick of young smelly boys

i gonna get me a mail-order husband

 

Do they really smell?

 

you can always go after pretty smelling women. we've a few of those.

 

yeah they smell like they bathe in axe.

 

don't worry, we get better as we age - minus the axe shit too
we ooze pure testosterone

 

mmm... testosterone...

 

testosterone is an odd word.


tes-tos-ter-one

how silly.

 

it screams sex to me.

 

I used to not shower i think

Now I do though

 

I want a boy :&

 

i would think you'd want a man...but ok boys it is

 

I wonder if your mail-order husband will smell when he arrives after being stuck in that package for days....hmm something to consider.

 

I have not yet adapted the word man into my lingo yet. Ive barel ybegun to accept myself as woman. so.

 

good god, just look at you.

 

I'd suggest I'm your type. But I haven't showered since I got back from muay thai yet. I smell of pure sweat.

 

That's what I said. Blinding looks.

 

my thoughts exactly

*blinks eyes to see if i'm dreaming*

 

baha. I do believe, KC, you are super gorgeous yourself.

 

I wonder how much someone would pay me to marry them. This dude in one of my classes had a mail order bride from russia. he seemed really cool. But I always wondered if he went home, lost the passiveness and like completely beat the shit out of her.

 

Now I smell like caress and garnier fructis.