..waking up to cops asking me stupid questions..

I bet that the cops wouldn't have harassed you if you were naked.

 

If you were nakid they would have come back though! Probably forget to bring the photo so they can visit one more time

 

i know i would.

 

i was naked, they called on the phone
that's one thing i love about phones, i don't have to put on clothes

last night my brother went outside with nothing on but a cowboy hat and tightie whities to shoot my friend paul in the face with the riffle
that thing has got to be one of the best inventions in the world
me and my brother just keep shooting paul with the bbs
and then we laugh

i still haven't heard anything from the cops about it since yesterday morning
how rude of them to wake me up and not fill me in on the gossip afterwards

 

in the face?

 

hahahaha
don't worry he laughs too
we all laugh
my mom yelled at us yesterday.."why is paul crying?!!!" but he wasn't crying he was laughing

 

eep. i'm afraid i have to withdraw my personal perving on you. you sound just like my little sister, and that's just wierd.

 

hahahaha oh dear
blame my brother, he's been teaching me his ways

 

hm. i don't know where jocie got it, though. she's obnoxious. please tell me you don't fart on people's heads and punch random men to pick up on them at the bar?

 

no i don't fart in people's faces
but i do like punching men...

 

i'm having a bit of a crisis now.

 

That's crazy. What the hell made him choose you as an alibi when you don't even know the guy?

You know.... I wonder why most cops are complete jackasses. They had to have been picked on at school a lot or something.

 

i have no idea, he knows me apparently, i think i may know him just not remember
but it's fucking nuts
i don't think i'm that rememberable of a person...eh whatever i haven't heard anything from it so i'm gonna just forget about it until the cops come around again

i'm sorry kc to get you in that crisis position
if it makes you feel any better this behavior is weird for me, i'm not usually like this