i wish you people would stop having lives without me.

i can't do anything right now. my house is clean, my kid needs a nap, and i can't run errands until she's got her sleep. thus is my daily boredom. please, please, please, tell me a joke or something. tell me about your day. tell me your drama. piss me off. SOMETHING.

 

There's a horse and a chicken living on a farm right? One day, the chicken is out for a walk when he....

Stop me if you've heard it.

 

*sigh* yeah. heard it. hm.. what'd you do today, red?

 

There's always drugs.

 

I'm here. That should do you some justice for the time being. I'm leaving again though. Sorry to disappoint.

 

well, at least i got the prurient thrill of clicking on your gallery.

 

I worked all day. I taught the kids at my school from 9 till 6 including some other kids after school at 4.30pm.
The director is in love with me today cos we had some important visitors yesterday
and my students from grade 9 put on a show in English. It was hilarious and went
down like a house on fire. So today, I was the world's best teacher for a day. I was pretty proud of the kids 'cos they worked really hard on the show.
Apart fromk that, it's been hot, sticky and boring. I'm counting down the days till I go travelling again. 23 to go...
How about you? What are your plans?

 

nap, since dave went out of town, and i never sleep well the first night he's gone. joey needs a nap every day anyway. might as well nap with her. then i'm picking up my daughter and hitting the grocery store. WOOHOO!!

 

want my whiskey?

heh.

 

One day a man was out playing golf, when he sliced his shot off into a patch of buttercups.

Rather disgusted with himself, he went in search of his ball.

After finding it, he was ready to hit the ball back on the fairway when he heard a voice say "please don't hurt my buttercups".

Startled, he looked around to find the source of the voice to no avail.

Again the man prepared to hit his golf ball and again he heard the voice say "please don't hurt my buttercups".

This time when the man looked to find the source of the voice, he saw a small leprechan standing by him. The little man spoke to the man and said, "Please sir, if you will kindly pick up your ball and throw it up onto the fairway instead of hitting it with your club, I will reward you with a year's supply of butter for free".

The man thought about the offer for a minute then replied, "That's a fine offer, but I have but one question for you, where were you last week when I hit my ball into the pussywillows?"

 

I want your whiskey.
I said it first.

BTW, what sort of whiskey is it?
I'm not fussy, just interested.

 

i got to watch a episode of Young and the Restless for class

lots of cleavage in the show...'bout the only good thing about it.

 

Ok, here is your laugh for the day
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A bear walks into a bar in Billings , Montana and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.


The bartender approaches and says, 'We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings .'

The bear, becoming angry, de mands again that he be served a beer.

The bartender tells him again, more forcefully, 'We don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings '

The bear, very angry now, says, 'If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar.'

The bartender says, 'Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings '

The bear goes to the end of the bar, and, as promised,eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer.

The bartender states, 'Sorry, we don't serve beer to belligerent, bully bears in bars in Billings who are on drugs.'

The bear says, 'I'm NOT on drugs.

...... .....You're gonna love this........





The bartender says, 'You are now. That was a
barbitchyouate.

 

goodness. i had a nice nap.

 

I'm soooooooooooooo bored. I guess I could go read Lear, but I don't feel like it.

 

I wouldn't really worry about it.

 

I went to work at 12, got out at 5 checked out some retort piping, then bought and ate some tacos

a little later i will pick up my girlfriends jacket from the bar she left it at last night

hot hot day here too, like summer

 

Just couldn't resist to pop in anyways Mr. "not to be continued". We all know you aren't going anywhere. Leave these fine folks behind.... I don't think so.

 

It is Jim Beam

 

mmm, fine choice!