NE one wanan give me ideas how to get bud across the border n how easy is it

i have a wedding comign up in seattle n i was planning onnt kaing like 2 or 3 grams n im just wondering will i get caught n if i do what will happen to me......... can ne one gimme ideas thxxx

 

I take it you'd be crossing the Canadian border?

Its definitely possible to smuggle a couple grams, but I wouldn't recommend it. There are a shit-ton of hiding spots in a car, you just gotta be creative. However, if they got a drug dog out sniffing the cars I suggest eating your shit ASAP because they will find it.

I dont really know what would happen to you, but taking weed into another country (even if its not for distribution) is a big no-no...

The best thing you can do is play it cool. Remember you got nothin to hide...

 

lmfao@ OPs name.

 

Haha!

... yeah and I sell it by the ton

 

If you really have to, watch that video of how not to get caught, and esspecially the car search part. If you put it inside of the dash or somthing you may be okay, but dont take my word for it, cause i would never try somthing that stupid.

 

If you're in a car just throw some in a thing of peanut butter.

 

put it in a plastic baggie... put that smaller plastic baggie into a bigger one full of coffee grinds. then take that bag and put it into the middle of a peanut better thing (dig out the center but leave it all around the edges) then put some peanut butter on top and put the top back on

then take the peanut butter thinger and put it in an airtight sealed bag
and then put that bag deep into your suitcase covered in clothes



but dont actually do that, its pretty dumb i would say haha.

if your driving then its no biggie, if your going through an airport then all i would have to say is godspeed

 

Fuck all this BS. Swallow the condom. It is the only bulletproof way of getting drugs across the border, that's why drug dealers always do it. You really kind of have to break the bud up and then put it into the condom (stem free and double condomed so as to prevent holes being poked in the condom) or else you may poke a hole in it. Swallow it 5 minutes from the border, and vomit it up somewhere 5 minutes after. Some people shit it out, but that always skeeved me out lol.

After it's been vomited up wash it off with some water and put it in a bag of some sort, and lock the bag in your trunk.

 

btw you should do a test run before actually doing this. Do it in your house. Some people have sensitive stomachs and vomit, but if you take less than 7gs ground up you should be fine. Also latex, no animal skin if that wasn't obvious lol.

 

Wax is the best way to hide weed. Take ur pot and wrap it up in a lot of tin foil and plastic wrap. Then melt a big candle or a lot of wax, put the weed into the hot wax and wait for it to solidify, and then wrap your candle in gift wrap so if anyone asks at the border you can say it is a gift for the weeding or something like that. Use a dark and scented candle/wax.

 

To be honest, I would just tuck it up under your ball-sack real tight, and play it cool when you cross the border. They dont drag every person out of their car and strip-search them, so if you can handle it without acting like a shady kid trying to get weed over the border, you're all set.

That is, unless they have dogs run up and sniff every car, but I know for a fact they dont even have dogs out there all the time.

Swallowing a condom... no thank you haha. And I'm fairly certain that border security is trained to look for candles/shampoo bottles which can be used to conceal drugs... so that may be kinda shady.

Best advice; dont risk getting your ass caught goin across the border so you can smoke a meesly couple grams at a wedding, it is NOT worth it. Just go without the herb and get trashed or somethin, or look for some when you get in the states, its all over the place.

 

use wax to keep it fresh, no smell proof.

nothing you do will keep it smell proof. throw it in a tupperware container. you've got 1 - 2 hours before the smell gets through the plastic and a dog can smell it.

 

just buy some in seattle. www.webehigh.com

 

Yea my friends told me they would never swallow a rubber when I told them I did, but a condom is sterile, durable, tough, and easy to seal tightly.

 

uhmm im actually going wit my family so wat should i do

 

^ What does you family have to do with anything? Everyone gave you answers of how/ what to do. What else do you want?

 

Roll the bag up, smear vasoline all over it, and put it in another bag. Vasoline hides the smell better than wax or coffee grounds, because it seals it in completely.