Predictions of a Yogi

Discussion in 'The Future' started by YogiZeon, Sep 21, 2007.

  1. YogiZeon

    YogiZeon Member

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    Rules you must follow while reading my predictions:
    You must close one eye at all times.
    Repeat the word 'chipootle' in your head over and over.
    Respect every word.
    Take the words I have written and write them all over your body.


    Behold, brothers. For when the time cometh I shall no longer feast on the fields of wheat. Indeed, there have been many before me who have told you of the iniquities and transgressions you will face. Heed my words: blasphemy! I say we must take up arms, and beat our opponents senseless! I say we must take up legs, and kick our opponents asses! You have already got the picture here... I was about to say, there are some forelorn faces here. But, you know something, if you told me one year ago these facts. Not only are we going to New Hampshire, we're going to South Carolina!! AND OKLAHOMA!!!! AND ARIZONNNA!!! AND NORTH DAKOTAA!! AND NEW MEXICOOOO! AND CALIFORNIAAA!!! AND TEXASSSSSS!!!! AND NEW YORK!! AND WE'RE GOING TO SOUTH DAKOTA!!!! AND OREGON!!!! AND WASHINGTON!!! AND MICHIGAN!!!!!! AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO WASHINGTON D.C. TO TAKE BACK THE WHITEHOUSE!!! AYEEEEEEEEEEE


    You have been warned.
     
  2. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    and weee weee weee all the way home?

    =^^=
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  3. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    I see the power of prescience has spread far beyond the gray monastic walls of the old world Yogi Priest’s.



    Modern Yogis have advanced their ancient art [​IMG]



    Hotwater
     
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