Stuff to say when someone calls you a hippy

Can you think of some ideas?



It need’s to describe a hippy and be extremely long-winded and complicated and I need to be capable of saying it in one breath.



Example: no I’m not a hippy, I’m a: ________________________________________

______________________________________________________________.





can you please help me

 

a flower child


a jesus freak (if you are one.. or just say a jesus impersonator if you aren't)

a later-day hipster

true to yourself

hairy

dirty

deadhead, phishperson (i don't remember what they are called)

a nature boy


if people call me a hippie, i say thank you. or i ask what that is exactly. and then i say thank you.

 

I always refer to myself as a freespirit, it's less a stereotype, I don't like stereotypes! My dad calls my a 'kid' but then you would have to explain that that's what the dead followers were called alot of the time, and that's a pain in the ass to explain, believe me. Why are you looking for answers though, arn't you happy being yourself? I get a kick out of it when someone calls me a hippie.
Laney

 

My response.....
*rolls eyes* I am myself, and by amazing coincedience myself just happens to look/act like a hippy today.
Then I'd probably inquire as to why they felt the need to label people (in a pitting tone)

Actually I really don't care if/what people label me, generally they don't (at least not to my face), and if they did. Well then fine, it's not like I'm ashamed of myself or anything.


Never seen the logic of 'I'm not hippy I'm [whatever]'. That is just another label and totally defeats the objective.

You could always go for....

'You think so, that's like sooo groovy, far out man, can you dig it?'
Bonus points if you keep a straight face
Then just roll your eyes and walk off (easy at 13)

 

its the one and only d o double g

 

say THANK YOU>


what a great fucking compliment

 

How about just punching 'em in the throat... that always shuts 'em up.

 

say, "No, I am not a hippo."

 

Say "its all in the mind, your minds in maya delusion!" or the other day i was sittin up by the fire pit playin guitar and a chick from the cabin down below said "is that a hippy I hear up there?" and I responded with "Uh, yeah". I didnt know what else to say, im a human being man, im Eric... An ethereal spirit on this wild planet.

 

i think a swift kick in the ass would do the trick

 

Why not just say "Thank You". There's not much they can say after that.

If you say "No I'm not, I'm this or that", it's likely to be perceived as an invitation for people to dig their claws in and say "yes you are" (among other ridiculous and inane comments).

 

I like this, but I'm going to take it a step farther.

Stab 'em in the thigh.

 

Laugh and say that hippies suck and their all dead. Then say "Besides would a hippie do this?" Then club them with metal pipe and start kicking them in the ribs after they hit the ground, take their money and throw dirt in their eyes and walk away. Do it in a crowd and you wont be called a hippie for a long time

 

Take out the entire crowd with kung fu and you'll never be called a hippie ever. 'Cause they'll be dead 'n stuff.

 

Another good one is "So...", throws em off guard......and my personal fav to say to just about anything...."Or am I...." that one really pisses people off...

And TenCent

LMAO

 

I was serious.

If someone called me a hippie, I would probably have to break their jaw.

 

Ehmmm.. We could so progress our minds on this website

 

By, for example, using the word "so" to create emphasis

 

ok, is that suppose to offend me. at this point they usaully just walk away

 

A person.

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