What's the wackiest thing you had up your ass Ladies or Gentlemen ?

Hmm... Crap? I didn't stick it up there, it just formed after I ate some food.

 

Baseball bat about 2.75" in diameter

 

handle of a razor.. dangerous, I know =D

 

had the same thing lol

 

My wife has had her fingers, a squash, and a cucumber up my ass. The only thing I have had in hers is my tongue,my fingers and my dick.

 

I love being on the receiving side on anal penetration but a cucumber? Holy shit, that would be too much for me.

 

A hotdog, a frozen hotdog. It was supposed to be part of a punishment scene. It was so intense. Defiantly not punishment.

 

I'm a little bit of a wuss when it comes to anal penetration...

I've only had two q-tips (Yes those things you use to clean your ears) at once but it did feel pretty good...

 

strangest has to be pool balls, use to have a table wen i lived back at home- got a bit horny so i thought i'd try it out :&

 

A calculator. Stapler. Cheese Grater.

 

^EWWW

Ive had a dick and fingers. Thats all, i dont like putting things up my ass that often. Im just never in the mood.

 

frozen winnie (when i was a teen), ice cubes.
Lately, my wife's tongue

 

I took a hard long turd inside a condom and my g/f at the time fucked herself with it like a homemade dildo

 

the only thing thats been up there is my pinky

 

A grand piano...

 

The only thing that has been up there is a surgical instrument checking for polyps and colon cancer. I could see the inside of my colon on TV. (It did not win an Emmy.)

After a certain age, everyone should have this done every few years.

 

the only thing? vibrator.

 

dildo
shampoo bottle
water bottle
bicycle seat (the front end)
plunger handle
baseball bat, thick end
cuccumber
shaving cream bottle
my hand/fist
a girl's fist
a guy's fist
a bar of soap, the tip, which burned like hell

and I believe that I've said too much............

 

nothing

 

The last thing was a vibrator, but I once had a bottle of bear up my ass