Ah yes, time to share that special lesson or that great moral you learned today. Today, I learned that hippos eat from sausage trees and that I do not want a hippo bite. What did you learn?
that even though a man is perfectly capable of dealing with you having small human being pulled from an incision in your gut that leaves you permanently incable of lifting your legs from a prone position because you still had to do dishes and housework after 16 total months of running errands despite being on bedrest for your health, a tiny incision on his nuts leaves him incapable of performing small tasks that he told you months ago he'd do.
That the homeless people from the alley have way too much free time to be rummaging around in the area outside my window. :talk2hand
That people will always come into a restaurant 5 minutes before closing and make you have to stay and work for an extra hour.
Those people are such dicks. I try desperately not to be one of the customers who shows up 5 til close and screws other people out of going home for the evening. Sadly, when I was working nights, our customer who had the biggest problem with staying after the doors were locked was one of the high school guys' mom. Ack, she was such a bitch. She's still on my top ten customer offenders list.
i learned that i am incapable of knitting anything without having to take it out and redo it four times before it looks decent.
the only thing i learn every day is that there is more to know then i already do. and i learned that a long time ago too. but exploring IS one of the two major roots of gratification. well i also learned that invisible kitsuni still love me. even when it's been too long since the last time i refilled their water dish in my tokonoma with the proper ritual. they still snuggled up on top of my covers and curled up next to me, and i will always love and appreceiate them for doing so. =^^= .../\...
i learnt that im a huge slacker and im lazy and don't like doing work but i guess i already knew that. i learnt that it's a good idea not to mess with other people's filing cabinents for fear of breaking them
That i can eat 4 bowls of cereal for breakfast for an entire week and not gain so much as a pound. I have infact lost weight, yet im eating more...and more...and more. Im stuffing it in and i still look like a rake. Bummer
I learnt why some of the Thai kids who are in grade 9 cannot write their fucking name in English or even read a single sentence after 6 years of studying the fucking language. The answer: After 8 hours of work writing exams for all of the kids in the school, I found out that the director has an unwritten directive. Nobody CAN FAIL. All kids must pass, to keep up good appearances with the local education authority. I am so fucking ANGRY. How do they expect to motivate kids to study if they already know from previous experience that they cannot fail. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
