how much do you pay to post here?

I heard from a friend of mine at college that the people who own this site pay people to post here when things get a little bit slow and when large numbers of people get the huff and leave. I was wondering how much posters can get paid here?

I think the guy used to post here about a year or two ago, heck he told me his username and i forgot it. Sounds like a spy thriller his name does ahhhhhh foggeddit !

yeah so how much would they pay me to post in hipforums

 

Nowt

 

i get paid in laughs and giggles

 

i get sexual favours from skip

 

Not fair i want sexual favours

 

i get sexual favors from other people.

 

I get $5 per 150+ word post if I use at least twelve words of four or more syllables and make a convincing argument.

They deduct $0.50 per spelling mistake or grammatical error and $1 for each fatuous truism, which is why most people end up paying money to post...

 

hmph. i'm well known for my fatuous truisms.

and i pay $10/year.