I’m lucky the cop didn’t shoot me.

Awhile back I would set up big Halloween displays and also have a trick dog act and trick Sea Monkey booth for entertainment. One Halloween a cop showed up to question my son who wasn’t home at the time but I lied and told the cop that I thought he was down by the little garage so that I could show off my Halloween displays. As we walked to the garage the cop started seeing the props for the trick dog act and the Halloween displays. When we got to the garage he noticed the trick Sea Monkey booth and asked me what it was about. I told him that it was entertainment for the kids but he could have a peek. The trick Sea Monkey booth was a wooden box with a small hole on one side – when you looked through the hole you saw your reflection in a mirror along with the words –

“Sea Monkeys always look!” Cheers!

 

Why would he have shot you? What was he looking for your son for?

 

hahahaha. I always enjoy your stories.

 

Wow lol! That left me speechless, so suspensefuL! Nice!

 

haha oh my is all i'm gonna say

 

lulz at the new rangedanger. grows like a madman and tells stories.

 

What? Maybe im too baked, but I didn't get that?

 

yeah, i dont really get it either, but i am pretty gone right now too

 

i dont think its soposed to make sense if it does then i dont get it either and im sober

 

yeah is a Sea Monkey a bad thing?

 

^hey man how's austin

 

haha

 

sea monkeys always look= see, monkeys always look. as in calling the person looking in a monkey. in this case the copper.

 

woulda been better if you told him inside there were some pigs that can do cartwheels

 

hot right now. Austin City Limits just went down, which you may or may not know about. What part of texas you in? austin kicks the rest of Texas in the ass, based on what i know.

 

Exactly! My Halloween dog act was a bit of a trick too. Cheers!