So i have to take a drug test...obviously i'm not clean but i was wondering if i could put pee in a condom in my underwear...my only concern is that if some of the lube/latex will show up in the sample? anyone tried this or has any advice?
People get so creative with their drug related problems. I would love to use that kind of thinking being put to use in other things.. on the other hand Good luck with your test, why not use a zip lock?
ohh good idea...not sure if i'll be able to fit a zip lock in my undies but i'll try and i'm not using my own piss, i'm using my friends
it will work. Just be careful to two things. TEMPERATURE and How Are you going to open the condom while pissing if they are watching? Use a needle?
i once used an ear syringe hooked to a clear vinyl tube that ran down my arm and underneath a cancer support bracelet, filled it w/ piss, corked it off. tapedthe ear syringe filled with piss under my armpit and heated it with a hunter''s hand warmer. when i went in i pulled out the makeshift cork squeezed the ear syringe w/ my arm and voila warm clean urine. I was at a friend's house the other day and this rube bought a dildo, a catheder bag and a jock strap for $150. i almost really pissed myself. now the only downside to the condom method is that like planned parenthood will tell u condoms do occasionally break. Then you're covered in someone else's piss and busted by whoever youre testing for. It happened to me once.it will make you wish you had spent the time or money to attain a contraption. There is an exeption to every rule, including this one
and a ziplock bag is worse than a condom. only resort to that method if u realy wanna get piss soaked. bear in mind as well that those little cups have thermometer strips on them.
Well my probation officer doesnt watch me thank god for me having a oppisite sex po. But I have a little glass tube, about 1/10th inch thick, and about 5 inches tall I stole from bioligy years back. Fits perfectly in the pocket. I use that with other peoples piss, and the armtrick.
I dont use a crack pipe? I use a chemical pipe, for science classes. And it doesnt fall out, because it sits in my pocket.
The main thing in question is the temp. if you use a clean pill bottle it should hold enough pee to suffice the test, and just duct tape it in your crotch like within an hour of the test, if you have someone readily available to pee for you that is.
^ tried it, doesn't work piss cools down too fast. plus even if the p.o. isn't paying much attention he'll catch that.
If you look through a weed mag, youll see tons of ads for these fake dicks that hold pee and keep it warm, its real safisticated. It even comes with a fake pee powder. http://www.thewhizzinator.com/
yeah... check the prices on them. i was thinking about making them myself and selling them b/c the profit margin is so huge and the supplies to make them cost all of 20 bucks
They make kits that come with a bottle of fake piss and a handwarmer.. fuck I'm glad I havent had to deal with all this. I just walk in, pull out the bottle, poor it in the cup, piss in the toilet and walk out. The only sketchy thing that happened once is I went in dehydrated and the fake stuff was way brighter. So in the future Im just going to be completely hydrated and take some b vitamins. No big deal.
i've had to improvise contraptions at the home depot in like an hour. i try to only give guidance on subjects i'm familiar with
