Hippie Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

 

*shrugs* How many?

 

They don't change it, they just watch it burn out then follow it around for 30 years.

 

Why cudnt the coastguard save the hippie?

 

He was too high?

 

he was too far out man...

Why wuznt jesus born at a hippie gathering?

 

Because he was already born almost 2000 years earlier?

(sorry, I don't know)

 

whywhywhwyhwywhwywhwyhwyw

 

cuz god cudnt find 3 wise men or a virgin

 

That's harsh, I'm just enjoying myself here fuckin killjoys.

back to the jokes, here's 2 sister jokes I like:

how do you know when a dirty hippie has been at yer house?

*they're still there!

how do you know when a rainbow has been at yer house?

*they're still there....but yer dishes are done!

: )

 

hey what do you get when you put 32 A-campers round a campfire?

 

Seriously. Way not cool, peoples. The world needs more laughter. Hooray for jokes! And if I could think of a good one, I would put it here... lol.

 

what? I want to hear the A camp one!

 

Almost a full set of teeth

kay hooz got a joke

 

I got this joke (along w a cuple updere) from a thread I started in Dirty Hippies on tribe techno posted a funny guess on the Acamp one: 32 people wishing someone was playing some ac-dc on their stock car stereo. while lovin the fuck otta some milwaukees best.

thats better than the punchline which sounslike an adapted redneck joke.


How do ya get a dreadhead to stop jumping on your bed ;-) ... velcro on the ceiling, right?

 

Heres one Ive like since I was a kid

Why do hippies wave their arms when they're dancing?

 

where do you hide your stash from a hippie?








under the soap.

 

To create air currents to carry away their bad b.o.? haha.

 

to keep the music out of their eyes