Im out of Juvey!

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by young_hippy_4:20, Sep 26, 2007.

  1. young_hippy_4:20

    young_hippy_4:20 Member

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    Thank god,
    I finally got out of juvey! i was in there for 6 months for distrubiting!

    and now im free, but I got a question. does any one know how to pass a piss test?
     
  2. Nothing Crossed Out

    Nothing Crossed Out Member

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    congrats on gettin outta juvey... now get off your ass and start sellin that shit again!

    idk how you would pass a piss test, detox drink/pill probably... or you could search through some of the other million threads which discuss that question.
     
  3. vactom

    vactom Fire on the Mountain

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    We've missed ya, bro! Grats on getting out!
     
  4. 420zach91

    420zach91 Member

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    congrats and welcome out ill light one up for ya
     
  5. xevan

    xevan Member

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    how much you move man?
     
  6. Jimmy420

    Jimmy420 Member

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    Gnarly, go buy some detox
     
  7. LoserMan

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    ah good to see u can smoke again. enjoy it.

    buy a detox drink, dont smoke for 48 hours before the test. On the day of the test you can take the detox drink and it will take effect in about 1 or 2 hours. then ur piss will be clean for that short amount of time, about 4-6 hours i think.
     
  8. toke1234

    toke1234 Member

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    Well these detox drinks work and sometimes dont. Do you have a car? Some people slanging use a car and some dont. If you dont, make your deliverys on feet. Put on some big jogging shorts, and go running to all your routes. Drink lots of water. When you run you will sweat all that water out. Sweating is the best and only way to get it 100% out of your system.
     
  9. toke1234

    toke1234 Member

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    Forgot to mention congratulations on getting realeased. I spent 9 months in there when I was younger for the same thing. Lay back and make sure the 5o's aint watching you, but keep doing your thing lil homie and stay safe. Remember you've been locked up before. Dont want a second offence. Keep it in one bag, and dont sell to anyone you dont now and you wont have a problem with attent to sell charges.
     
  10. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    The prodigal son has returned!!!
     
  11. lune

    lune Senior Member

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    I'd chill on business until this gets dropped from your record if I were you. Good to hears you're out though, take it easy man and don't end up back in there ya hear!

    Peace.
     
  12. maddhatter

    maddhatter Senior Member

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    in one of my weed magazines i saw a thing called the whizinator or something like that. it's fake penis with synthetic piss so you can pass all your tests. it was the craziest add i've ever stumbled upon.
     
  13. Simulater87

    Simulater87 Member

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    well congrats on getting out of juvie.

    as for the piss test, i have a friend who cleared out a toothpaste tube and put his others friends (who doesn't do drugs) piss in it. so he kept it loosely taped between his legs, so his body heat would keep it warm, and when the test came he would just empty it into the cup.
     
  14. Shamanic Steve

    Shamanic Steve Member

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    I recommend like other to get a detox drink. Apparently there pretty good. And congrats for getting out.
     
  15. BudBill

    BudBill Dark Helmet

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    How long is the probation?
     
  16. thered

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    I heard you can carry piss down there in a condom, too. It might be less obvious that you have it, but there's a bigger risk that it'll rupture.
     
  17. Leave Me Be

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    I heard to drink lots of cranberry juice and take some vitamins before the test. I really dont know though haha good luck
     
  18. jakesanders

    jakesanders Senior Member

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    what exactly did you do tog et put there?

    (As in amount, situation, etc). Always curious to see what "Could" happen...
     
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