A man goes on vacation in Jamaica. While there, he decides to get a tattoo. So he goes to the tattoo parlor and asks the artist to tattoo his girlfriend's name on his dick in such a way that when he's erect it will read "Wendy". The artist agrees and does it. Now the man has a tattoo of his girlfriend's name, but because he's not erect, only the letters Wy can be seen. He goes to the men's room and pees. While peeing, he glances at the big Jamaican dude pissing next to him. To his surprise, the Jamaican's dick also has Wy written on his dick. So he asks the guy: "So, your girlfriend's name is Wendy too?" "No. Mine says: 'Welcome to Jamaica mon. Have a nice day.'"