If boobs were magnets

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by warmhandedcanadian, Sep 28, 2007.

  1. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    How would this make life different?
     
  2. bruschetta

    bruschetta Member

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    WELL, it depends on their charge.

    If they were both positively/negatively charged, we (women that is) would hit up some serious anagenesis in the evolutionary tree and become some sort of .... well you get the picture.

    If they were oppositely charged.... i suppose one could use them as a paperweight/clip type aperatus...
     
  3. breacrestdude

    breacrestdude Member

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    I dont know, but I would buy one of these for both hands.
    [​IMG]
     
  4. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    [​IMG]


    she forgot to slide the homework between them and the fridge though
     
  5. breacrestdude

    breacrestdude Member

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    That frig looks like a chick magnet AKA Lamborghini.:sunglasse
     
  6. masterofpuppest

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    haha i saw this picture before, and under it said, "if your nose touches first, you lose" haha
     
  7. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    you know that a chick magnet is really a full time job and good hygene dont you? :D
     
  8. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    worked for me
     
  9. Lady of the Freaks

    Lady of the Freaks Senior Member

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    men would be wearing metallic clothes. :D
     
  10. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    perhaps i'd be making better tips......
     
  11. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    God I fucking LOVE boobs.
     
  12. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    i wonder how sex would be if your boobs were stuck together (or to the other person) the entire time-haha
     
  13. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    Reminds me of a greeting card I saw yesterday...

    "Honey, even as a young boy I knew I wanted to marry a girl just like you"

    inside it says:

    "One with boobies. Happy Anniversary"
     
  14. mitten_kitten

    mitten_kitten daisymae

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    Jess, would the boobs stick together or repel each other? [​IMG]
     
  15. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    Wait a minute...boobs are not magnetic? Somebody's been lying to me!
     
  16. edyb123

    edyb123 Senior Member

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    Then we'd have multiple clusters of women stuck together around the city.
     
  17. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    well we'd probably never get to see them because they'd have all sorts of bits of metal stuck to them. as soon as you removed one another would take it's place. and that would make it awfully difficult to keep them clean or attractive, and would also be a hazard to nursing infants, which is, at least one of, their main functions.

    =^^=
    .../\...
     
  18. warmhandedcanadian

    warmhandedcanadian shit storm chaser

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    I'm thinking they would have to repel, Daisy.


    I was thinking that men's eyes are obvously metal if boobs were indeed magnetic.
     
  19. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    I want to magnetize to some boobs.
     
  20. umm...ya

    umm...ya over joyed!

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    haha... this thread makes me want to post a pic of my boob to see how many people would be attracted to me.. hehe...
     
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