marijuana test

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by BlackPower, Sep 29, 2007.

  1. BlackPower

    BlackPower Member

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    is it true if you take a few advils an hour or 2 before a weed test u can pass it?
     
  2. ZikyPeace

    ZikyPeace Member

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    im not a medical smarty or anything but i think thats a pack of BS ... the weed gets in ur blood so how could a few advils cover it?? which i think the advils heel ur headacks and stuff but not ur blood u know.
     
  3. s0ma

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    I've heard it's aspirin, not ibuprofen. My boyfriend has passed drug tests by taking maybe 4 of them about 2 hours beforehand. It worked for him, but I've never tried it or bothered to find out why it might work.
     
  4. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    Your best bet is to not smoke for a week, and drink almost enough water to make you vomit. when I tested for the navy, the recruiter looked at me and said " you didn't come in today. drink a lot of water and come back on friday" it was great. if you smoke a lot, give yourself more time, and exercising will help too.
    The bad drugs are out of the body fast, but the milder, less dangerous "drug" marijuana is in the body longer. what are you testing for anyways? if you don't mind me asking ;)
     
  5. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    yeah, your deffently not a scientest, cause weed dosent go in your blood. If it did, then they would be able to test for it through blood. It goes in your fat.
     
  6. M4N14C42O

    M4N14C42O Cannabis Connoisseur

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    ^^totally true....thc goes to your fat cells. I've never heard of anyone taking any over-the-counter drugs to pass a piss test. Sorry s0ma, but something else was the cause of your BF passing his test. There is nothing in ibuprofen, aspirin, tylenol, etc. to "mask" the signs of thc.....he just got lucky.
     
  7. YogiZeon

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    Ya, you want to be taking niacin and running and drinking a copious amount of water a day. mmk?
     
  8. jakesanders

    jakesanders Senior Member

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    They can test for THC in your blood... and piss... and hair...
     
  9. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    and saliva...
     
  10. 40oz and chronic

    40oz and chronic 'Nuff Said

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    they can do blood tests for THC.

    "When you get high, you are saturating your blood with THC. It is this that is being tested for in cannabis tests. Tests can detect 50-60% blood saturation."

    http://homepages.poptel.org.uk/DrDrew/testing.html

    first paragraph. or just google it.
     
  11. swazo

    swazo i am amazing.

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    drink plenty of pom juice/cranberry juice (both detoxs) and exercise daily. thats you're only cure.

    none of that bullshit detox drinks at headshops, they're worthless..
     
  12. jakesanders

    jakesanders Senior Member

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    ^If you follow the directions, the detox drinks are much more of a sure thing than cranberry juice, which isn't a detox, its a diaretic, which means it just makes you piss more, which in turn dilutes the amount of THC in your piss.
     
  13. Nothing Crossed Out

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    LOL

    when you inhale it into your lungs... where do you think it goes from there?

    anyways i dont think that would work man... it would be all over the net if it did, and i've heard very little about it, so i wouldnt attempt that with the belief you will pass....

    drink shitloads, take vitamins, and start a good excersize routine.

    that or buy detox/fake piss.
     
  14. Nothing Crossed Out

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    haha my ass.

    several of my friends have passed drugs tests multiple times using detox drinks... you must have got the fake shit or something bro...

    a friend whom I take auto-collision repair with owns a headshop. well his aunt and uncle do, and he lives with them so... but anyways, they have been selling this one detox drink sucessfully for 6 years.... not a single complaint.

    detox drinks do work, but be careful, becuase yeah, some are shitty and dont.
     
  15. swazo

    swazo i am amazing.

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    I know 10+ people have have tried 10 different kinds and all failed horibly.

    Dont rely on drinks. Get off your ass and do some push ups
     
  16. Shaun_c01

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    maybe you'll be lucky. I've been tested a few times where I smoked the night before and a week straight before that when I was younger and I have yet to fail a piss test.
     
  17. young_hippy_4:20

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    man screw advil that shit is not going to work!
    my consoulor dosent force me to do it she just says im clean and i dont even have to take it. she dont want me to get in trouble.
     
  18. jakesanders

    jakesanders Senior Member

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    I used it. It works. My friends have used it. It works. Now you know multiple people who its worked for.
     

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