drug/alcohol warning in paycheck?

i am seriously annoyed. i have a part time job that mails out paychecks once a month with a printed note warning me not to use drugs and alcohol on the job. i have never used drugs or alcohol on the job. they have no reason to suspect me or warn me. i know they probabaly give the damn things to everyone automatically, but the display of a lack of trust really bugs me.

anybody else get this?

 

If you smoke pot and touch a envelope with the resin on your finger the dogs will smell it and it cost a lot of money to do the investigation, there just telling you don't waste our time, just like if you tried to fake a piss test..

 

if they did that where i work...they would have to fire EVERYONE...

 

haha thats no lie.. everyone that i work with smokes pot or sells it. You would have to fire us all.

 

That why I use my left hand when I put outgoing mail in my mailbox.

 

How does your company feel about the author of that note not knowing alcohol is a drug?

 

I predict within 20 years toilets will be made capable of doing on the spot urinalyses.

 

about 10 years ago they put up notices at work,"all employees subject to random drug tests."

never once has anyone been tested. the reality is if they started that shit they wouldnt have any employees.

hell the owner would have to fire himself.. lmao

 

If so, I predict a lot of pissing in the streets.

 

^ good, Now u all gotta stoop to my level

 

i shoulda mentioned the job is in a place with quite a few recovering meth addicts around. wouldn't be cool to go to a place like that drunk or high. i can wait til i get home to have a beer if i want one. it's not a big deal. i just don't get why it's not enough to just get you to sign a promise when you're hired and hang a sign on the office wall? why the monthly reminder that you aren't supposed to do it on the job (duh) and accompanying threat to fire you in your pay envelope? this is ruining my paycheck experience. it's like getting a little slap in the face with every paycheck.