Bananaphobia

Discussion in 'True Confessions' started by madlizard, Oct 4, 2007.

  1. madlizard

    madlizard Senior Member

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    Yes, I have an irrational fear of bananas.
     
  2. IlUvMuSIc

    IlUvMuSIc Senior Member

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    Are you being serious?! Have you never heard the bananaphone song? Never seen the bananamobile? Never eaten 3 bananas in a day? You really need to get that sorted... Bananas make me happy. Theres some science involved...
     
  3. KyndVeggie4Peace

    KyndVeggie4Peace -[ in.bloom ]-

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    Bananas freak me out too, man. :D

    ... And everytime I try to eat one I get sick. :eek:
     
  4. IlUvMuSIc

    IlUvMuSIc Senior Member

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    Thats different isnt it? You've got illness/allergies and shes got fear...
     
  5. KyndVeggie4Peace

    KyndVeggie4Peace -[ in.bloom ]-

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    I'm not allergic though ... I CAN eat them ...

    I just wanna throw it up afterwards.

    They're nasty. :D
     
  6. IlUvMuSIc

    IlUvMuSIc Senior Member

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    They help me with mouth ulcers - i get 'em with the braces and bananas help. Not much does...
     
  7. madlizard

    madlizard Senior Member

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    Ugh, yes.
    The smell, the texture.. oh, god..
    it's gone so far as to bring me to tears on occasion.
    They drive me absolutely mad and I can't figure out why.

    I'm sure they're good for you,
    with the potassium and such.
    But it's too disgusting to even fathom
    eating such a thing.
     
  8. Magical Fire Lady

    Magical Fire Lady Senior Member

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    I think bananas are kinda gross too. I hate the texture. I don't mind if its like in a smoothie or something but yeah bananas and banana flavor are kinda gross.
    And they are phallic which can be kinda scary
     
  9. madlizard

    madlizard Senior Member

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    Haha, phallic, right.
    I've gotten the whole Freudian talk before.
    I love the cock, I embrace the cock.
    The cock isn't the problem.
    It's those damn yellow fucks.

    I don't like bananas in smoothies either.
    I can smell even the tiniest trace of banana
    and it makes me sick.
     
  10. trippymctripperson

    trippymctripperson Member

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    I absolutly love da banana, deys be tasty!
     
  11. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

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    Banananananananananananananananananananananananana's are good with custard!
     
  12. BraveSirRubin

    BraveSirRubin Members

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    You should appear on the Maury show.
     
  13. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    I also can't stand eating bananas. They give me headaches and are just grossss.
     
  14. madlizard

    madlizard Senior Member

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    Haha.
     
  15. emelia

    emelia the resident gangsta

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    I never really know who to look at when I'm eating a banana....
     
  16. myself

    myself just me

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    well, if you step on a banana peel... get the picture.
    but the fruit is good. i like it.
     
  17. IlUvMuSIc

    IlUvMuSIc Senior Member

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    lol if you hate bananas you really dont wanna come to our house :D
     
  18. madlizard

    madlizard Senior Member

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    :hysterica
     
  19. Twizz

    Twizz Drug Conoisseur

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    I like bananas. I just cant fuckin stand them when they turn brown... I heard somewhere that green is the ripe colour and yellow is rotten but I don't know about that one...

    This thread is inspiring me to make a whole new thread. Here it comes.
     
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