i just grew a WEED plant, now what!? Need SIMPLE explanation.

I know this whole section is dedicated to this but everything I read sounds like its for people running an entire marijuana factory. I happened to have seeds so I just germinated and planted them for fun, not even thinking they would grow. Well they have.. and I must say they are beautiful. Ha. Anyway so some of the leaves have become yellow and fallen off. But the rest is green and nice and theres these weird leaves at the stem that appeared recently. The plants are both pretty big, around a foot and a 1/2 high. So how do I go about smoking it? I have no idea how to make it look like the pot you buy. Please as simple as possible!
THANKS!!

 

rip it out by roots, let it dry upside down for 2 days trim the buds off and put the buds in air tight jars for a week

 

It sounds like it's just beginning to flower. Don't pull it yet, there's no pot to smoke. I hope it's not too late lol.

 

now you post on a popular site and get busted 1st rule of growing is keeping your mouth shut the hell up


instead of doing this search on google....

 

^?

Hard to get busted on this site unless you post all your info, the server is in Europe.

 

And even if police did come on here ..and found out where he lived, by then he would have harvested it all.

Saying your growing isn't enough evidence.

You never know, he might be lieing or joking ..

 

1.He's just a dumbass
2.Why did you bump a thread from October of last year?

 

yeh i got this 20.000 thousand foot weed plant its got buds the size of kilimanjiro on it and im stoned as hell lmfao<bluffing>obviously lol

 

hey were you joking about the google thing. because i did it to

 

how old are you? 2 mayyybe 3?

 

a foot and a half is to young to pick it yet. that like kicking a 10 year old out of the house and telling him to find is own home and get a job

 

omfg lmao