Flying in post 9-11 world

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by salmon4me, Oct 4, 2007.

  1. salmon4me

    salmon4me Senior Member

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    I am taking a short vacation in December. I'll be flying and sure do wish I could find a way to take what I need. I suppose that would be about 4 grams. There have been some pretty good ideas throw around in regards to hiding places, etc. So I expect some creativity here ! :)

    I'll start us off with a few ideas:

    -A pack of reloaded cigs in my pocket (topped w/ tobacco)
    -A small package taped where the sun don't shine
    -A couple of loose buds inside a laptop

    Feel free to throw out some ideas or just critique others ideas. :)
     
  2. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    the classic empty pen/highlightr with pre rolled Js.

    or just loose in your pocket.
     
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  4. salmon4me

    salmon4me Senior Member

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    I suppose you would put the empty pen / highlighter in your checked luggage? I'd be a little concerned that if they searched the bag (there's a chance), that they would know to check that. Not too bad though.

    Loose in my pocket works unless the pull me aside to search / frisk me (there's a chance). Might work, not too bad.

    Agreed on the laptop, though I was hoping that a little here and there in various corners might not get noticed. I suppose 4 grams would be tough. All though what if I was to stuff it in a tiny pretend 'computer part', and fasten in to the motherboard?

    As for swallowing a condem...no chance in hell my friend. But that just me. :) LMAO
     
  5. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    well if they pull you aside, odds are you'll be fucked anyways...

    You could fill the pen and as long as it is plastic keep it in you pocket during the check point
     
  6. Share the Warmth

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    If it's in a highlighter, just put it in a plastic bag with a bunch of other pens and highlighters and bring some books and notebooks with you. No one is going to go through every single pen and highlighter in your bag if they assume you just brought materials to study with.
     
  7. BudBill

    BudBill Dark Helmet

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    A buddy I know made cookies, even walked past a dog with no problems.
     
  8. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    they check the luggage you check:wank: they also check xray your carry on and if you have anything metal or liquid they search it. they probably search it for more stuff now, i havent flown in a while
     
  10. nesta

    nesta Banned

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    you can no longer take lighters or anything potentially flamable on an airplane. not even in checked baggage! matches, lighters, and so on are now all nonos...you have to leave them and get new ones when you arive at your destination. to paraphrase saturday night live "you'd be hiding your weed, which is not allowed on a plane, in something else which is not allowed on a plane. thats like hiding it in the barrel of a gun or the mouth of an endangered species"

    anyway, you're probably better off trying to find it there, or potentially sending it to yourself sans-airplane...i've heard of people successfully using UPS or Fedex, but i forget which....apparently at least one of them doesnt use sniffer dogs....possibly both....but i dunno

    i VERY rarely see sniffer dogs in airports. i dont fly very often, but i've flown relatively often recently...4 flights in 4 months. 2 round trips. no dogs. but i have seen dogs before, so you never can be sure, and i just dont have the balls to risk it though i know a lot of people who do it successfully almost every time they fly
     
  11. s0ma

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    smoke it all beforehand.

    or

    many baggies layered, all inside a conditioner bottle. conditioner is opaque and smelly, which is conducive to weed-smuggling. but you'd have to put that in your checked luggage, because you can't have liquid exceeding three ounces on a plane. personally, if i were doing this, i'd want to bring it on my carry-on, so it could be in my sight at all times.
     
  12. monstermann68

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    as i posted just a second ago in another topic, if you're traveling with a chick have her put it between her boobs. so long as it doesn't smell and invite suspicion, they'll never dream of touching her there. just think of the lawsuits they'd get if they went groping every female...
     
  13. superhobo2332

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    But immagine how guilty you would feel if she got caught in an airport with your weed.
     
  14. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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  15. TheShow

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    Uhhhhhhh, yes you are. They lifted the ban on normal bic-esque lighters. Know before you speak. Knowledge is power
     
  16. hippiehillbilly

    hippiehillbilly the old asshole

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    bullshit,, they lifted the lighter ban about 2 months ago.


    http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2007/07/airplane-lighte.html

    i normally dont post things without bein informed,perhaps you should try it as well.

    as far as the other person sayin they search checked luggage, i put probably 10 people a year on planes at the atlanta airport and i have never saw a bag opened at check in. they do go thru x ray,however if ya put your shit in a film can or somethin it would sail right thru.
     
  17. Shamanic Steve

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    Wear gloves get a clean dodger bag fill with amount of weed wanted. Seal and put in condom. Tie up.
    Have a bag with loads of random shit in that you can get. (Hair dryer, shampoo, tea/coffee.) And bulk out thickly with loads of clothes until it looks like its going to burst.

    Trust me they wont find it.

    And remember the gloves for backup as you can deny that the weed is yours. And they will finger print the dodgy and condom and find nothing.
     
  18. *Autumn*Epona*

    *Autumn*Epona* Hemptress

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    They pat down between boobies.....trust me.....and if you are lucky enough a female security officer pulls you aside and asks you to shake out your bra....it's quite an experience : )

    Where are you taking off and where are you landing....I know that some airports are more slack....since we are closest to Newark / Liberty and fly from there, security is pretty tight...and from time to time the doggies are floating around....but some 'ports are much easier.

    If you are not going away for too long I suggest foregoing the headaches and just not bringing anything with you....not worth it.
     
  19. salmon4me

    salmon4me Senior Member

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    Love the lighter video. I'm gonna try it regardless of whether I use it this trip or not :)

    I like the highlighter idea now as well. One of the front runners at the moment.

    As for where a woman can hide weed, between her boobs is not the best spot. The 'secondary' pat downs that I have received / witnessed would catch that 9 times out of 10. Think a little harder, there's a better spot...here's a hint:
    extral large plastic tampon. Damn near fool proof, but damn near isn't good enough when it's my wifes butt and not mine on the line (as mentioned previously).

    I am checking luggage for sure. Pre 9-11 I always checked my weed, etc. Hell I used to cheak a 21" tobacco Master as well :)

    I have flown twice since 9-11. I was pulled aside for a pat down upon bording on one of those trips, both ways! On the other trip my wifes bag was searched after check in. They left a note saying as much. My father received the note last time he flew as well. We checked our bags at the curb. I later saw them run all curbside bag through an x-ray machine. My guess is that something in the wife's suitcase made them flag it.

    IMO, the liquid ban is for carry on. They are concerned you could mix liquids once on board and create a bomb like substance. We just checked whatever the hell we wanted to and only stressed the carry on rules. Then again they did flag her bag.

    I have never been all that concerned with a drug dog hitting my bag. The dogs in Airports are primarily bomb dogs anyway (especially down where they process the bags). My luck will stand up on the dog end I believe. But the bag check seems 50/50. The pat down about 20/80.

    Peanut butter has been a go to for road trips, but it might luck a bit odd in my checked luggage. What's a dodger bag?
     
  20. nesta

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    two months is pretty recent, dude, and i've always been cool with you. this seems unnecesarily hostile and i dont quite understand why you wouldnt simply correct me without putting me down, but whatever.
     

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