Any Amsterdammers... HELP!!!

I'm going to the 'dam in november, and I'm wanting to bring around 5g of skunk back with me... And I need to know the safest ways of getting it through customs without getting lynched... Any ideas? I'm sailing from Newcastle if that's any help...

Thanks a bunch

 

opcorn:

*waits to see if anyone answers, 'cause i wouldn't.*

 

:lol:

seriously though opcorn:

 

That depends. Which ferry are you booked on?

 

*evil grins* i like the way you think.

 

good stuff right there.

 

Seriously, what's the point? I don't think £30 worth of weed is worth getting arrested for and getting in some deep shit.

 

lol, swallow it.

 

I wouldn't bother personally. I went to Dam last year and we dumped the last bit of weed we had on the train to the airport. We didn't get searched on the way back, and we didn't see any dogs but it just doesn't seem worth it....

 

an 18 year old guy on his way back from amsterdam?

ha i wouldn't risk it!

Bound to get searched

 

We didn't get searched and we all looked like terrorists or drug smugglers....

 

Wouldnt giving you advice on how to smuggle stuff into the uk make us party to your crimes , for all we know you are working for the state in some form of entrapment .