...is skipping through the forest, carrying a basket of goodies to her grandmother. She whistles a happy tune but her friends the little bluebirds twitter a warning around her cute little red head: "Little Red! Little Red! The Big Bad Wolf is on the path! He's after you! He says he's going to tear off your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and fuck your little red socks off!" Little Red is not worried. Contentedly she pats the pistol on her hip, knowing she is an excellent shot. "That's okay, I got my pistol." So she keeps on skipping along the path, just as sweet as can be, enjoying the beautiful day. Pretty soon along come her friends the little squirrels and they chitter out the same warning: "Little Red! Little Red! The Big Bad Wolf is on the path! He's after you! He says he's going to tear off your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and fuck your little red socks off!" "Not to worry," she smiles, and pats the weapon on her pretty little hip. "I got my pistol." Finally she gets to grandmother's cottage. Who should answer when she rings the bell but the Big Bad Wolf himself! He growls in a frightening roar, "Little Red! Little Red! I been waitin' all day for you girl! Git in here! I'm gonna tear off your little red dress, pull down your little red panties, and fuck your little red socks off!" Steely-eyed the brave young woman draws her pistol. She puts the barrel on his forehead, right between the eyes. "No, you're not.You're gonna eat me ... JUST LIKE THE STORY SAYS."
Yes Zajko, thank you.... *sigh* don't you hate it when a joke has to be explained...? :banghead: :leaving:
