The cure for baldness

If you are bald and would like to cure it, please do the following.

GET:

(a) 1 teaspoon of table salt

(b) 3 or more DROPS of regular tap water

(c) MIX water and salt into paste
(NOTE: use enough DROPS of water to get salt "grainy" NOT too watery)

(d) rub and massage into scalp and rinse off with water

(e) DO THIS ONCE A DAY ONLY UNTIL NEW HAIR GROWTH APPEARS

 

Wow! You mean salt water cures AIDS and baldness?! We should market this stuff!
:spam:

 

You're really loving that salt water, huh? It tastes funky to me, but certainly helps me when I have a sore throat.

 

I'm sure I'd be desperate enough to try it if I ever get struck by baldness

 

This cures AIDS, too?
Jesus christ. We've struck gold.

 

Yes, forget expensive drugs! The cure is right in your pantry!

 

The world is in some serious trouble if a man who beleives he has cured AIDS introduces it to the world through a hippie forum