uuuh that freaked me out cuz there was somethin beepin here an hour ago and i didnt kno what it was. it was the stupid alarm of a watch i dunno how to set. *cries*
Everyday at 12:30 since i moved in here there has been a bleeping!!!! I don't know what the fuck it is I have looked everywhere!! I thought it might be a neighbour... but, well i dunno!!! It's been driving me crazy for 4 years!! and it's not in my head cos Man in a Shed heard it too when he stayed! Hits head on wall
I once stayed in an apartment in Spain. Found a digital watch there that someone had left behind, so when I left I set the alarm for 4am and hid it in a lampshade. Bit naughty really, but it seemed like a fun thing to do at the time.
We've already established that your reality is an illusion, Claire. It's probably just your alarm clock going off back in the hospital
Oh My God *Bangs head against wall * "Heal! Tonto" "There's no place like home....theres no place like home"
once i had my sisters chicken alarm (it crows...) go off at 3am and didnt know a) what the hell it was and b) where the hell it was. 'cockadoodle dooooo' *shrieks and falls out of bed* cockadoodledooooo *gets tangled in sheets* 'cockadoodleDOOOO' *hits all alarm clocks/watches in sight* 'COCKadoodleDOOOOO' scrabbles through drawers, under bed, bags, cursing under breath, finally finds it in a sock drawer (?!?) COCKADOODLEDOOO cant work out how to turn it off...ooh button on the back...then it goes 'gd morning!' in a loud smug american accent....grrrrrrrrrrrrr im not good at waking up. (shouldn't be allowed, evil evil evil inventions. raaa.:$)
secretly, we are all robots, and its our internal programming signalling our controllers that we need repairs.
Once in school, somebody put an alarm clock in my bag and set it to go off during English class. Yeah, I was the geek nobody liked
..i had a rocking horse allarm clock that made a gallpoing sound that got louder and louder and louder then stopped.... then neighed..... then ran away again...... then the bastard would run close again and nigh at me ... then even after you turn it off it would neigh one more damn time!!
Worst is in the middle of the night when one of the neighbours car alarms of house alarm go off. That wrecks my fucking head.
Argh someone hwo lives round here has the most annoying car alarms ever! Did anyone have one of those things as a kid where you pressed a load of buttons and each button made a different annoying noise? It's like each of those buttons being pressed in turn...it used to go off 3 times a day and I ended up being able to do a pretty accurate impression of it
