The masterbation post...new ideas anyone???

Okay..so i dont have a boyfriend anymore which means no sex ....soooo...i have to resort to masterbating... :H


now ladies...i need your help here....i need you all to post your weird masterbating habits ...remember that this is an open forum so feel free to express yourselves as i am not easily offended ...gimmie some ideas..time for a change !!

Men please feel free to post...i get a kick off of your stories too!!!

Love,
Lanalou

 

Get a dog and some peanut butter

 

it always pays to be married.................

 

Or a goat...

 

jug you are the sh*t!!!!!!!1 **still lol 88
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i love plastic Jelly dildos i got a pink one and a black one... im married but i still like playing by myself at times

 

Get to know Mr. Detachable Showerhead. Or, if he isnt available, get to know his cousin, Mr. Bathtub faucet (takes a bit of flexibility).

 

Sit on yer hand till it falls asleep, then when you touch yourself since your hand is numb it feels like someone else is doing it.

 

It's called The Stranger.

WWHHHAT?!

 

Often and loudly...

 

If you're hot and live in Albuquerue, I can possibly help you out.

 

Throw a large blanket in the washing machine and turn it on. While it is filling, go grab a good sized jelly dildo, a portable cd player and a copy of Led Zepplin II. Sit on top of the washer with the dildo beneath you pressed between your labia (not inserted, but snug against your clit). Put on the headphones and forward directly to Whole Lotta Love (make sure it's nice and loud to drown out the washing machine sound), then turn the washer directly to the spin cycle. The single blanket will unbalance the washer and it will vibrate and buck. When Robert reaches his moaning climax in the song, so will you. :H

 

HA HA...u wish!!

 

Ohh yeah.i have tried those...but the thing is now im back home with my parents and i dont want to have them find em...you know...but they are fun...orgasms rock my body with those

 

Uh huh....had my very first orgasm with the shower head....beautiful......just beautiful...i remember shaking so much after ..this was at thirteen or twelve....

jesus...i didnt know what the fucked happened but all i know the feeling was awesome.....fond memories

 

hmmm..interesting...but by the time i wait for my hand to fall asleep..i will as well

 

..............hahaha thats how it happen with me too, about the same age. dam I wonder how many people discovered an orgasm by shower head. thats wild.

 

GOTTA TRY THAT!!! NOW THIS IS THE FUCKING SHIT I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR!!!

 

YEAH ....I KNOW!!!!