the off-topic thread

I like looking up strange phobias like pool drains and plugs. Apparently the vortex can be so powerful, as to hold a man to the bottom.

 

My ma says no to dreads... I shouldve lied to her bt I couldnt. Silly considering id lied to my father just minutes before. I think its cos my dad knew the truth and if i lied then hed know i can lie. She tickled it outa me!! damn this body.

 

night night. Dont let anyone eat you too much... Cos that may hurt in the morning

 

in the canyons of your mind
i will wander through your brain
to the ventricles of your heart my dear
I'm in love with you again

 

To much rum
Body rendered useless
Curled under comforters
Refusal to rise
Go away
Shut the door
Fuck you

 

"eh, fuck you too buddeh"

:tongue:

 

Who ever said drinking more was the perfect cure for a hangover was a fucking liar!

 

What does "get crazy with the cheese whizz" actually mean anyway?

 

hahaha its only supposed to make you feel better for a while and then you'll feel worse...

 

it would first help to kno what cheese whiz is :tongue: it's very processed cheese in a can ... or there is the jar variety, though not as much fun as you can't squirt it everywhere.

so in fact, you can get quite crazy with the cheese whiz, i.e. spraying it all over your mate, your dog, the mailman. *hehe*


drive by body pierce. :tongue:

 

i has msn now i can talk to my friends now

 

Wir betreten feuertrunken himmlische dein heilgtum

 

VON DUTCH!

doooogie

 

The sum of being lactose intolerant plus looking at that picture and knowing its actually really stringy jellified cheese makes me want to spew hehe
But hey, who knows, maybe ill risk the rash and get crazy with it sometime

Im glad you liked my unique translation enough to make it a sig btw I love the quote too

 

Also, how blatantly pumped full of prozac the checkout girl was today in the organic shop was pure freaky

 

i used to love night time, now it seems to make me sad

 

Beanz!

 

Everyone will be severely depressed in the future. Valium sales will sky rocket once we replace traditional lightbulbs with energy efficient ones. The future is neurotic.

 

Why are people so difficult? i feel so... meh. forget it.

 

Deine saube binden wieder was die mode streng geteilt