What is your best advice for getting marijuana/THC out of your system before a drug test? My boyfriend gets tested occasionally and wants to smoke but is worried he can't because of testing!?! Any ideas?
It stays in your system for about 30 days, just have him go to the store and buy a can of orange juice CONCENTRATE. Then take that shit home and eat it without adding any water or anything. and then tell him to drink as much water as he can this will a) flush out his system and b) dilute his blood making it much harder to detect anything. have him do the orange juice thing a day or 2 before the test and then drink a shit ton of water.
na it all depends on metabolism and body. A chick i went to rehab smoked like 3 days befoe her test and came out clean. But it also depends on the type of test your getting.
man, this shit is just chemistry. You don't need any of those drinks, all you need is some basic knowledge of chemistry and THC in your body. Some facts: THC is fat soluble. This means that it's stored in your fat cells. What does that mean for someone going for a drug test? That means that any method that advocates drinking water for several days before hand or taking nasty amounts of niacin is a waste of time and energy, since THC is not water soluble. SO, that means you need a new strategy for beating the test. you COULD go buy one of those drinks for mad cash and drink it before the test and follow the directions. But that's kind of a waste of money since all those drinks work off the same principle and have basically the same instructions: drink this and drink mad water shortly before the test. So what's the strategy? Flush your bladder, replace your normal urine with water essentially (ever pissed clear? it's like that). But there's a problem with that. Namely, if you piss clear that's sketchy as balls and you're going to pop for dilution and have to retest. The main factors they test in your urine, aside from THC content is: specific gravity, creatine, and color So we address this by the following method: 1) Make sure you eat some red meat. Most people's diet involves enough red meat to not have to worry about eating extra, but it's a good idea to maybe eat a little more the day before the test just to make sure. This is decent advice because so many people have different diets. (vegetarians can use creatine powder) 2) Get up the morning of the test. Consume a shitload of water. Just constantly drink it. You're gunna pee a lot. Every piss you take it'll get lighter and lighter, till eventually it's clear. THat means you're now pissing water. Congrats! 3) Now, about the color... just take some B vitamins, you can get them at any drug store. Keep drinking water, you should notice your pee will now start to turn yellow again. (MAKE SURE YOU ALLOW ENOUGH TIME FOR THE VITAMINS TO WORK, GET UP AT A TIME PROPORTIONAL TO WHEN YOUR TEST IS, give about an 45 min - hour for the vitamins to get processed by your body) --Don't take the vitamins till after you piss clear, it's a good way to make sure you've drank enough water. Once you take the vitamins you should continue to drink water, just to keep your bladder filled with water and not "real urine". and that's all there is to it. This has been tested NUMEROUS times and is the only 100% sure fire way to pass. Don't believe me? Read the ingredients / directions on any expensive drink you'd buy to do the same thing. Of course this is all for a urine test. A blood test is generally fine since ThC is only really heavily present in the blood during intoxication. As for hair tests, they aren't that common, at least around here because of the cost and questionable accuracy. But if he has some kind of sketchy gov job I guess anything could happen. Of course, you could also do one of the other weird random things people tend to suggest in these kind of threads. But this method uses chemistry
