you may pick it up at hands across the ocean ministry I would put a link in here but while you are all ok with wanking and wasting your seed, you get anal and uptight about links. http://handsacrossoceanministry.wordpress.com/
oh and the rest of you could probably do with learning what God thinks of your hobby. read dead children on the bed
well hopefully some of you are able to pull yourselves away from your obsession long enough to see your award. I mean really, when do you even have time to type? You do not need to have an account to pop by and say hello....but be warned it is a Christian site and foul profanity will be marked immediately as spam. just look for the cursed award on the side bar...it's yours. if any of you evil wankers have your own site dedicated to the filth of your life then feel free to tell us and maybe we will curse you too. later foul filth.
You're ...[gasp!]....right of ...[groan!]....course....[shudder!]....we are all....[oooo its cumming].....guilty of....[aaaaaaaggghhhh!]...[ummmmmmmm]...that was NICE!! Now what was I doing? Oh, I know I was typing a reply to a dick-headed, fart-arsed, ****- struck arsehole.
well we dont have priests in the Baptist church but how brave are you to post over at our blog? You are all brave here but you wouldn't be able to stand up to the congregation I see you have all stayed hidden over here with your sin lol http://handsacrossoceanministry.wordpress.com/ you do not need an account...just watch your natural inclination towards profanity as that will be filtered. Any takers? Or are you just brave here and some one does have to pick up the award and code.
imagine a whole forum talking about masturbation...most of the real regular people do it with another person. Hint: it's usually more fun. So who is brave enough to go over and accept the award? I see you read but too frightened there to defend your beastial urges. Maybe you are too weak to be cursed. http://handsacrossoceanministry.wordpress.com/
brother mcgregor Jesus taught "judge not, lest you be judged" He said "you who is without sin, cast the first stone" please know that if you are a representative of what is to be found at this link, then all that would seem to await there is more of your hatred and a complete lack of compassion for very ordinary - real, regular - people: the very sort that Jesus spent His time with, as a friend. Whores and Tax Collectors, dear one. people who fucked strangers for money, and people who could only wank, seeing as they were so hated, no one would go near them. sweet one, you are doing your site - and Jesus -a disservice. you are not embodying His teachings - He was filled with love and gentleness, and He taught with compassion, not this foaming loathing. He made a friend of the ones He sought to teach - He did not distance them with violence. He walked among them and all who knew Him loved Him and wanted to listen to His words. if you want a bird to rest on your hand and eat what crumbs you have to offer, you cannot flap your arms around like a mad thing. (o and why did you pick the masturbation site? my goodness - have you visited the "real kinky" section...ooops did i say that with my outside voice??) have a bit more humour and compassion, brother mcgregor, and you will have millions of converts - if that is what you want.
you invite us over to your site, but warn us that profanity will be filtered, yet you called us "evil wankers" in you post- that just about sums up religion for me - fundametal hypocrisy. and while we are on the subject of hypocrisy - i`d rather have a `beastial urge` to have a wank, than a beastial urge to molest a choirboy. get a life and stop trying to impose your views on others .
If you actually read some of the details that are posted on this site, its pretty obvious its a fake. Check out their wording. These guys are not real.
My bad... i`ll correct myself, most christians are hypocrites - but then again, i wasn`t singling out christians.
here's hoping... i dare not click the link in case satan itself slides down the fibre optic and lodges in my mouse port...