How can I get schizophrenia?

Fight Club makes it seem fun.
I want to meet my alter ego.

 

No u dont, U would not like it at all it is nothing like fight club. Its more like ur hearing voices in ur head or seeing random things talk to u. The voices can also try to tell u to do things and they can be evil little fuckers also. A couple of my uncles had it. One ended up killing himself and the other was on a shit load of meds for his whole life. It was really sad. He could barely talk, most of the time he was just starin at the shit that was talkin to him...

 

you don't "meet" your alter ego.
it just kind of creeps up on you. in a scary way.

 

You could just eat a shitload of benadryl.

 

My friend said his one of his friends grandmothers has schitsophrenea and she thinks everyone who is wearing red and yellow are out to get her. I dont know if thats true or not. Also my other friend has psichosis- a schitsophrenea related illness and hes a total mess.

 

yeah, it's seriously not a cool thing
it runs in my family

but hey if ya want it, what you need to do is take a fuck load of acid, that will do it

 

hmm i somehow dont think he was being all that serious with that question people


i think huge amount of lsd for an extended period of time might do the trick

 

not extended, but all at once

 

its not cool my brother had to stop smoking bud because he is a schizophrenic and bud makes him even more paranoid.but ive seen him do alot of crazy shit.talking to my dead dad,telling me he was still alive,barricading himself in his room.its not cool

 

sounds more like he was stoned.

 

Do allot of acid, shrooms and some pcp then go through a haunted house?

 

Talk about stupid questions...