Looking for love in the wrong places

For example: I looked under my bed but I did not find it.

In what wrong places have you been looking for love?

 

i looked in my shoe
unfortunately it wasn't there
and then i looked in the freezer at the supermarket, but not there either
but i did find some delicious frozen dinners

 

That makes up for a lot of missed love.

 

it does, it was very good

 

I don't look for love. We played hide and seek once and it cheated. Now when love hides, I take a nap.

 

I found some in a mason jar.

 

Drunk.

Or, ehh.. Jam/preserve addict.

 

I looked for love in my pile of dirty clothes and it wasn't there ...

 

I found it halfway down a bottle of whiskey. Woke up the next morning and it was kinda tricky, thinking all the things I've done.

I looked into her eyes and was quite surprised by the adams apple she swung.

But now were hitched so I guess I missed my real loving one.

 

I found love in the bottle of norcos I was given