i fear i may drink all the wine

and then my parents will say with disappointed eyes "jessie, you drank all the wine?"
and i will say "yes, but you bought it for my birthday, and since we did not drink it, i felt the need to not let it go to waste"

it's white wine, i hate white wine..but i've made a sort of spritzer with it, and it's tastey
and it's helping ease the edge off of my night


why is all the wine gone?
do you drink all the wine?

 

jess i dont really need to answer this...you know im a drunk...

 

do i?

 

I like wine, I want some red.

 

White wine is not real wine. Everyone knows that.

I just got back from playing guitar for a bunch of strangers and singing Dylan outloud.

I blame the massive amounts of whiskey.

 

i can bring some with me, i have a full bottle unopened, and i have half a bottle i haven't finished yet

i'm gonna come this weekend for sure, unless you want to come here
did you get my text?


man, fuck, tonites drugs are the reason i don't do drugs anymore...i want some more

 

Fear? I think it's a worthy aim.
Can't stand wine myself though, but if it's the only thing in my parents house, yeah!

 

grey goose...

 

Your mom!!!!!!!!!!

 

hahaha man how drunk am i? i missed all these responces

yeah the wines gone, and pavel you are right it's not real wine it's white wine, pansy ass bitch wine
but whatever, it's done with...it was cheap wine anyways, theres not even a sense in talking about it

lets talk about the amazing cocaine i took tonite instead, man i would love some more of that
it was delicious!!!!
man, if i had money i'd so become a coke whore
it's good i don't have money

gray goose is just vodka, and vodka to me is like water, i piss gray goose

 

Can you send me a bottle then?

 

sure thang :H

 

you don't really need money for that, the whole point of the whoring is to get the money for the coke...

 

woah
thats true
sweeeeeet

 

The only "wine" I actually can sit and drink happily is cheap sangria.

Because I'm suuuuper classy.

 

cheap sangria is pure class

i was drinking this...>

 

I traded a hemp necklace for a bottle of yago sangria at bonnaroo

I felt it was a good trade-off.

 

thats an awesome trade
i'm totally gonna remember to bring lots of hemp necklaces if i go next yr