If someone put a gun to your head...

...and told you to eat eithier the live fly or the live cockroach...which one would you choose to eat?

 

I think the gun to your head would make what you had to eat moot.

 

i'd eat both if he'd put the gun away.

 

the fly...

 

how big is the roach and was the fly last on shit?

 

I would be polite as always and ask the shooter which one he'd like first.

 

I would tell the guy he had better eat both before I count to five or I will kill him with his own gun.....

 

I'd sing Kumbiya and light a candle until he went away, and then I'd call Sara Brady and invite her over for cupcakes to celebrate!

 

fly obviously. one cockroach is like 10 or so flies

 

The cockroach because fly wings usually stick to
my tong. Cheers!

 

Eat both, then ask if it was ok to eat the nutritious gun metal as well.

 

be like "mother fucker said ice cream yo"

 

if someone put a gun to my head it would melt and blow up and blow away the hand they were holding it with. the gun, not my head. flys and roaches wouldn't be that big of a deal if i could wash and season them properly first. not that nourishing but no big deal. its the gun i would find annoying.

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I would calmly inform him that I don't really care if I live or die, but if he doesn't remove the gun from my head by the count of three I would take the gun from him and bitch slap him with it.

 

What if I just bit the roaches head off?
At least then it will still run around for a little while.

 

The fly of course. It's the cornerstone of any nutritious meal.

 

Ah, but what if he put his fly to your head, opened it, took out his cock (roach) and threatened to feed you guns until you ate the cock?

Guns are really bad for your teeth, you know.

 

Recklessrick shot in head, bullet in critical condition.

 

I would act all tough about it, and tell the person to go fuck themself. What are they going to do? Kill you if you don't eat a cockroach or a fly?

But if I had to I wouldn't care about eating either. It's just the principle of the situation I have a problem with.