If someone put a gun to your head...

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  1. Sign Related

    Sign Related The Don Killuminati

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    ...and told you to eat eithier the live fly or the live cockroach...which one would you choose to eat?
     
  2. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

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    I think the gun to your head would make what you had to eat moot.
     
  3. stratface

    stratface Member

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    i'd eat both if he'd put the gun away.
     
  4. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    the fly...
     
  5. crummyrummy

    crummyrummy Brew Your Own Beer Lifetime Supporter

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    how big is the roach and was the fly last on shit?
     
  6. PriceCheck

    PriceCheck Senior Member

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    I would be polite as always and ask the shooter which one he'd like first.
     
  7. LetLovinTakeHold

    LetLovinTakeHold Cuz it will if you let it

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    I would tell the guy he had better eat both before I count to five or I will kill him with his own gun.....
     
  8. FlyingBurritoBro

    FlyingBurritoBro Sing Me Back Home

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    I'd sing Kumbiya and light a candle until he went away, and then I'd call Sara Brady and invite her over for cupcakes to celebrate!
     
  9. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    fly obviously. one cockroach is like 10 or so flies
     
  10. johnnystillcantread

    johnnystillcantread Member

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    The cockroach because fly wings usually stick to
    my tong. Cheers!
     
  11. InEvasion

    InEvasion Member

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    Eat both, then ask if it was ok to eat the nutritious gun metal as well.
     
  12. bandbeyondescription

    bandbeyondescription Nothertimesforgottenspace

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    be like "mother fucker said ice cream yo"
     
  13. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    if someone put a gun to my head it would melt and blow up and blow away the hand they were holding it with. the gun, not my head. flys and roaches wouldn't be that big of a deal if i could wash and season them properly first. not that nourishing but no big deal. its the gun i would find annoying.

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  14. rkdmdmnrkldm

    rkdmdmnrkldm Member

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    I would calmly inform him that I don't really care if I live or die, but if he doesn't remove the gun from my head by the count of three I would take the gun from him and bitch slap him with it.
     
  15. NightRose

    NightRose idiosynractic rose

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    What if I just bit the roaches head off?
    At least then it will still run around for a little while.
     
  16. miko_mikasa

    miko_mikasa Member

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    The fly of course. It's the cornerstone of any nutritious meal.
     
  17. hailtothekingbaby

    hailtothekingbaby Yowzers!

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    Ah, but what if he put his fly to your head, opened it, took out his cock (roach) and threatened to feed you guns until you ate the cock?

    Guns are really bad for your teeth, you know.
     
  18. recklessrick

    recklessrick Member

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    Recklessrick shot in head, bullet in critical condition.
     
  19. themolecularman

    themolecularman Member

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    I would act all tough about it, and tell the person to go fuck themself. What are they going to do? Kill you if you don't eat a cockroach or a fly?

    But if I had to I wouldn't care about eating either. It's just the principle of the situation I have a problem with.
     

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