...and told you to eat eithier the live fly or the live cockroach...which one would you choose to eat?
I would tell the guy he had better eat both before I count to five or I will kill him with his own gun.....
I'd sing Kumbiya and light a candle until he went away, and then I'd call Sara Brady and invite her over for cupcakes to celebrate!
if someone put a gun to my head it would melt and blow up and blow away the hand they were holding it with. the gun, not my head. flys and roaches wouldn't be that big of a deal if i could wash and season them properly first. not that nourishing but no big deal. its the gun i would find annoying. =^^= .../\...
I would calmly inform him that I don't really care if I live or die, but if he doesn't remove the gun from my head by the count of three I would take the gun from him and bitch slap him with it.
Ah, but what if he put his fly to your head, opened it, took out his cock (roach) and threatened to feed you guns until you ate the cock? Guns are really bad for your teeth, you know.
I would act all tough about it, and tell the person to go fuck themself. What are they going to do? Kill you if you don't eat a cockroach or a fly? But if I had to I wouldn't care about eating either. It's just the principle of the situation I have a problem with.