What is the most insane place that you´ve masturbated?

While in the army, on watch tower. Knew I'm being watched sometimes by the officer
so had to be careful: I put my hands in the pocket and rubbed it until I shot my load inside the underwear..

Hmm.. swimming inside cum.. that would be interesting! Nobody noticed something different in the water after you did that?

 

maybe they thought is a kind of detergent to clean the water since it smells like chlorine

 

but it stick to your skin: I know because I once wanked off in the jacuzzi: when I got up my whole lower part was covered with the sticky cum.
now that won't be pleasant experience for "innocent" swimmers...

 

At school in my classroom. I was having a boring lecture and I was at the back of the class. I'm a commando gal in a skirt so it wasn't so hard. Proffesor with head in book and everyone else almost asleep. Thought I did get caught by another girl and she just watched me masturbate the whole class. I could tell she was interested

 

At a park...I saw a girl riding a horse and she had those tight riding pants on.
I dont think anyone else was around, so I pulled out my slug and fanatasized about her getting off of her horse and rubbing her ass up against my throbbing member, still with her pants on!

 

principle's office during detention... I was bored

 

Let's see... I think you may choose which is the most unique:

- At the terrace of my home at midnight. I've done it twice. The breeze was so cool that I was made horny by it.
- At my brother's backyard. He and his wife was out when I decided to drop by and found his house empty. The doors were locked of course but the backyard was accessible. I laid there naked and masturbated and let my cum sprayed on the wet grass.
- In my office's toilet.
- In an empty soccer field when I went home at night. I wore nothing but running shoes, socks and a wristwatch.

 

lol cool places - office toilet is not insane place though, I've wanked off regularly at work in the toilet.. ):

 

A few places... In a field on the side of the rode under the stars... a movie theater... in the car while driving... and on a plane I was flying solo.

 

I've done that as well, but not in class.
We were driving to my cousins house which is about an hour away and I get really turned on by the sun on my skin.
I was in the back seat and did that for about 45minutes and as soon as I got there I ran to the loo lol.

 

in a isolation cell in juvy, with a camera looking right at me lol, and another time a chick gave me a hand job on the school bus lol

 

In a department store changing room, a gorgeous guy in another booth trying on several items of clothing really made me hot and horny.

 

Well i've had two hand jobs in the last week on top of a double decker bus from the girl i'm seeing, one was yesterday in fact.And there were others sitting just feet away. I also got a blowjob from her the other week, behind a tree near a cinemia where hundreds of people were gathered.She brought me to the point of no return using her mouth and hands, then she asked for me to finish myself off, of which I agreed to.

I've also masturbated in a hosiptal toilet, a garden shed and a few other places that I have forgotten.

 

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the elevator/lift lol

 

Not sure which of these was most insane, but I once masturbated in the stall of a public restroom where there was no door on either the stall or the restroom itself. I was so horny I didn't care--I dropped my jeans down around my ankles and stood there jerking. It was totally hot, but anyone could have walked in since it was the middle of the day.

The other time was in the middle of the night, I was driving on a mountain road and rubbing through my shorts. I got the idea to drive naked, so I pulled down my shorts and pulled off my t-shirt. Soon I was ready to cum, so I pulled over, got out of my car and stood naked and barefoot in the middle of the road. It only took a few strokes for me to start shooting my load. I had only just gotten back in my car and pulled my shirt back on when a car came from the other direction. Just a few more strokes, and I would have been seen cumming. :wank:

 

that reminds me, one day i masturbated while driving car
my left hand was on the steering wheel and my right hand got busy down under it felt nice cuz i didnt masturbate alot on that day

 

I was swimmin' in a lake at my friend's house one time. The water was not too cold and i got a RAGING boner that refused to go away. After an hour of swimmin' i wanted to get out (without my shorts looking like a tent).

I decided to rub one off in the water (about twenty feet away from the shore where two hot women were sitting). They didn't see me because most of my body was underwater.

I definitely want to have sex underwater sometime. It'll be great fun.

By the way- watching semen shoot out into crystal clear water and float away is a cool sight. I recommend trying it. It' sbetter than the bathtub even.

 

pool
video booths
library bathroom

 

in my maths lessons me and this boy sat next to each other and it started off as a harmless joke. He put like my rubber in his pocket and i would put my hand in his pocket and get it out...while my hand was in there i would rub his dick...but then it started gettin a bit more exciting so we would finish our work within a matter of minuets and have the rest of the lesson...he would take out his dick or sometimes i would put my hand down his trousers and i would give him a handjob. but he would tell me to stop if he was about to cum so he could cum in the toilets...but i havnt done that since last year.

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