Pussy Fart

So when at certain positions after a while you decide to pull it out to go for a better position. But then just out of nowhere* comes a mighty noise:

Pussy Fart

I find it quite laughable What do u think?

funny? distracting? embarrassing? disgusting?



*nowhere can also ve interpreted as: the vagina

 

Fun and delightful! Especially when the pussy fart is accompanied by a juicy flow to follow!

 

sometimes its a good thing sometimes its not

 

so we may conclude:

Pussy fart may have it's ups and downs.

 

I hate the word "queef." It just sounds disgusting. Blech...

 

Main Entry: queef
Function: noun
Definition: usually considered vulgar: an audible discharge of air from the vagina during sexual intercourse

Ps: maybe after the 36th queefing, the word changes to:

American English:
"hoooooooooo"

British English:
"hooooooooou"

 

Hilarious, but I try my hardest not to laugh and pretend I didn't hear it cause for all I know, she'll stop right there. And I'm all about getting mine and getting off.

 

I think it's funny. theres not much us ladies can do to prevent it. At least it's not coming from their ass, right? Cause that could get messy...
The first time it happened to me I was SO EMBARASSED. But after awhile, you get the "fuck it" mentality and nothing matters except the sex you are having.
It's like a goofy sound effect in a movie.
However, I would be embarassed if I was sleeping with a guy for the first time and pshhht! Thankfully that hasn't happened.
I've already said too much

 

They say that sometime's a woman will have a pussy fart when they are constipated and they straighn to hard. Although i think most of the noise come's from there ass.

 

I think queef sounds just find, then again, so does pussy fart.

 

I find them worse after a mexican when u get pussy diarrhea

 

Pussy farts are embarassing but funny!!! I haven't had that problem for a long time, though..... could it be to do with technique??? Don't recall ever pf-ing with my b/f..... but I know I've done it before - regularly!!! hmm, can anyone solve this mystery??

 

i think the worst position is the "legs up" for pussy farting.

 

it lets you know your givin the woman all she wants .so give more. say nothing .gust rock on. she loves it .be happy.

 

I have tried for years to make my dick fart but to no avail.

 

That story nearly brought a tear to my eye! Touching.