Beards...

Nah man, that's exactly how my 'beard cycle' is. A shaving urge will kick in every month or so, you start cutting at it, realised you'll have to take the lot off now, when it's gone you just want it back.

 

...................Now we know how Claire surfs the internet.

 

I hope you dont mean me there... as im not blackmailing you to keep your beard... Im merely hoping you will keep your beard till Glastonbury 2005, as indeed you promised... Of course if you dont keep it and it disappears then i may fall into a deep depression... but don't let me stop you! i honestly dont mind...would be upsetting to lose it though... and you promised that you would keep it as far as Glasto, possibly as far as beautiful days..

by the way everyone, he also admitted to his days as a Vietnamese prostitute.. and (alhtough may be wrong) i believe the bears were on the game to..

 

...........I do not like a beard, it was to woooly for me. So I go with a trimmed goatee and side burns myself.

 

bears can read and boris and henry were sitting by my computer stareing at the screen and then looking at each other then boris came to me and said (in a voice much like peter lorre from casablanca 1942)


"whats a Vietnamese prostitute good jonathan"
and why does the pretty lady think we are on the game too
what game does she mean good jonathan"

they only know games like tiddly winks snakes and ladders monopoly and other wholesome types of entertainment

isnt it bad enough that you accuse me of being a ex vietnamese prostitute (with no evidence)without bringing innocent bears into it

what would you say to such innocent cute bears

as for beards Ive never promised to keep said beard till glastonbury 2005 this is pure emotional blackmail I would look like a wookey and the wieght might cause my head to fall off

 

Yes...thats my usual cycle too...

 

howdy.. this here is my beard.. now i am awre that it's quite a poor excuse for a beard.. but its enough to stroke when im thinking and twiddle when im bored so hey what more do you need...
so please.. be gentle with it..

 

you must learn that there is no such thing as a good beard, bad beard, rich beard or poor beard. All beards are equal in the eyes of the bearded god.
Just be greateful that you have one...not everyone does

 

Indeed

I stroke my chin in a ponderous manner... but tis just not the same

 

............So whats your meaning of a beard?

............smartie.uk looks like hes sportin a goatee

 

Beard = chin pubes.

Nuff said

 

Ewwwwwww hahahahaha

 

.............thats it?

 

I only like beards if there is a clam underneath!

 

again.... ewwwwww

 

No! Yummy.

 

it is my attempt to be at one with pan... or something

 

Fear not m'dear...It's growing!

 

this is the most recent photo of myself

 

It is? It really is?

*does a dance!*

Oh my! I am the happiest bearded lady in the whole wide world!!